IntroVerse 1In The Central Belt Of Scotland There's A Man Who's Well RenownedFor Buying Shoes That Are Worth A GrandAnd Kicking People With 'Em To The GroundYeah He Beats Them To The GroundVerse 2Muscle Headed Madman, He's Always On The KeyNever Off His Iphone And He CertainlyAin't Your Mammy's Cup O' TeaNo He Ain't Her Cup O' TeaChorusThere Must Come A Time When We Learn To Draw The LineInstead Of Puttin' Him Out Of Bathroom StallsAnd If You Don't See Him Around Well He's In The Jail Or He's In The GroundIt's The Only Way That The Matter Gets ResolvedVerse 3Noisin’ Up The Neighbours, Kickin' Up A FussHe Reeks Of Desperation It's A Subject That The Poor Soul Won't DiscussIt's Never Quite EnoughVerse 4Chuggin' Down Another Beer With Belly Like VeneersSofa Surfin' Round The Town'Cause You Can't Go Home And Face Your Mother's TearsIt's The Worst Thing That She FearsChorusThere Must Come A Time When We Learn To Draw The LineInstead Of Puttin' Him Out Of Bathroom StallsAnd If You Don't See Him Around Well He's In The Jail Or He's In The GroundIt's The Only Way That The Matter Gets Resolved
