IntroVerseIt Was Finally Cooling DownIn Tijuana TownThe Mariachi Played Straight Tequila NightWhen In RomeSo I Gotta Slice Of A LimeAnd A Glass Of PatrónAbout Then I BlinkedI Was Out In The StreetSinging Hall & Oats To The Mexican PoliceChorusTequila Turns Me Into Someone ElseI Don’t Even Recognize MyselfI Woke Up In Cell In CozumelBut I Drink Tequila... StillVerseI’m Jekyll And Hyde, It’s A Hell Of A RideI Stop Making Sense And Start Crossing LinesI Called My Ex, She Didn’t Pick Up So I TextI Told Her We’d Get MarriedNow I Have To Fake My DeathChorusTequila Turns Me Into Someone ElseI Don’t Even Recognize MyselfI Woke Up In A Tux In A HotelBut I Drink Tequila... StillBridgeI Drink Tequila, Still I Never LearnI Pour It Out And Let It BurnMy World Down, But I’ll Be Back For MoreChorusTequila Turns Me Into Someone ElseI Don’t Even Recognize MyselfI Woke Up Feeling Like I Been Through HellCuz I Drank TequilaI Hope I Don’t Wind Up Back In JailCuz I Drink Tequila StillOutroI Drink Tequila StillI Drink TequilaMmmI Drink Tequila... Still