IntroVerse 1It's Coming On ChristmasThey're Cutting Down TreesPutting Up ReindeerAnd Singing Songs Of Joy And PeaceI Wish I Had A River I Could Skate Away OnVerse 2But It Don't Snow HereYou Know It Stays Pretty GreenGonna Make A Lot Of MoneyThen I'm Gonna Quit This Crazy, Crazy SceneI Wish I Had A River I Could Skate Away OnChorusGod, I Wish I Had A River So WideI Would Teach My Feet To FlyOh, I Wish I Had A River I Could Skate Away OnI Made My Baby CryVerse 3He Tried Hard To Help MeYou Know, He Put Me At EaseAnd Loved Me So Naughty, AndMade Me Weak In The KneesI Wish I Had A River I Could Skate Away OnVerse 4I'm So Hard To HandleI'm Selfish And I'm SadNow I've Lost The Best BabyThat I Ever Ever HadI Wish I Had A River I Could Skate Away OnChorusGod, I Wish I Had A River So LongI Would Teach My Feet To FlyOh, I Wish I Had A River I Could Skate Away OnI Made My Baby Say GoodbyeSay GoodbyeVerse 5It's Coming On ChristmasThey're Cutting Down TreesThey're Putting Up ReindeerAnd Singing Songs Of Joy And PeaceI Wish I Had A River I Could Skate Away OnOutroOohOoh