IntroVerseI Sure Could Use An "Atta Boy" Or A Big Ol' High FiveI'd Love To Hear "You're Killin' It Dude" ", It's Been A Long TimeSince I Hit One Out Of The Park Or Nailed It As They SayI Guess I've Been In A Dry Spell But That's About To Change 'CausePre-HookEvery Week Has A Weekend By This Time Friday NightIll Be Done With My Third Can Of Cold Bud Light(If You Want A Margarita Ill Get Tequila And Ice)HookAnd T'll Be Crushin' It Yeah, I'll Be Crushin' ItVerse 2Let's Say Your Baby's Mad 'Cause You Told Her That You'd Hang Some Pictures For HerYou Know The Ones She Framed From Late Last Spring Of You And Her In FloridaYou're Up On The Ladder When It Shatters Into SmithereensShe Shakes Her Head And Looks At You And Says "Ain't You Good For Anything And You SayBridgeI Can Stomp It With My Boot Unch It With My FistSmash It On My Forehead Yeah, I Got ThisIll Be Crushin' It Oh,Ill Be Crushin' ItBridge 2I Figured This Out In College Walking Past Them Gothic ColumnsThat I Was Gonna Probably Wind Up Somewhere Near The BottomI Was Never Gonna Be The Best Or Brightest Guy AroundBut Like The Great George Freaking Strait,I'm The King Of Gettin' Unwound
