IntroVerse 1I Had A Friend Named Hill Get Drunk And High On PillsBut He Never Had The Money For Them BillsWell He Stole My Car Went And Pawned My Guitar TooWhen I Asked Him About It He Said It Wasnt True (What Could I Do!?)ChorusI Said With Friends Like These Who Needs Enemies?Oh They're A Dime A Dozen Got Em' Hanging On By My SideI Said With Friends Like These Who Needs Enemies?Oh If You Keep Em Around Boy Surely They'll Rob Me BlindInstrumentalVerse 2I Knew This Gal Named Jill, Well She Thought Her Own Looks Would KillAnd I Thought That She Was Harmless That's UntilWell I Let Her Move In With Me After Nights Of Beggin PleaseWhen I Was Gone She Locked Me Out And Stole My Keys (Oh Jeez!)ChorusI Said With Friends Like These Who Needs Enemies?Oh They're A Dime A Dozen Got Em' Hanging On By My SideI Said With Friends Like These Who Needs Enemies?Oh If You Keep Em Around Boy Surely They'll Rob Ya BlindInstrumentalChorusI Said With Friends Like These Who Needs Enemies?Oh They're A Dime A Dozen Got Em' Hanging On By My SideI Said With Friends Like These Who Needs Enemies?Oh If You Keep Em Around Boy Surely They'll Rob Ya Blind
