IntroVerseHurry, Hurry, Step Right Up See The Sideshow In Town For Only Fifty CentsStep Right Up, Hurry, Hurry Before The Show Begins, My FriendsStand In Line, Get Your Tickets, I Hope You Will AttendVerse 2It'll Only Cost You Fifty Cents To SeeWhat Life Has Done To Those Like You And MeSee The Man With The Broken Heart,You'll See That He Is Sad, He Hurts So BadSo Bad, So Bad See The Girl Who Has Lost The Only Love She Ever HadThere's Got To Be No Sadder Show To See No Doubt About It,Satisfaction's GuaranteedHookSo Let The Sideshow BeginHurry, Hurry, Step Right On InCan't Aford To Pass It ByGuaranteed To Make You CryLet The Sideshow Begin (Hurry, Hurry) Hurry, Hurry,Step Right On InVerse 3Can't Afford To Pass It By Guaranteed To Make You CrySee The Man Who's Been Cryin' For A Million Years, So Many TearsVerse 4See The Girl Who's Collected Broken Hearts For SouvenirsIt's More Exciting Than A One Man Band The Saddest Little Show In All The Land