IntroVerse 1Some Folks Are Writin' Love Songs And Songs About A GirlSome Are Writin' All About The Endin' Of The WorldSome Like Songs Of Happiness And Some Of Times Of PainYou Can Keep 'Em All, I Like My Songs About A TrainChorusI'm On A Choo-Choo Rollin'Never Comin' BackOn The Choo-Choo Rollin'That's My Kind Of TrackSoloVerse 2Well, I Don't Mind A Story Of A Man That's Been Through HellIf He's An Engineer And Reachin' Up To Ring The BellI Can Take A Sacred Song That's Serious And SlowAs Long As In Between The Lines, I Hear The Whistle BlowChorusI'm On A Choo-Choo Rollin'Never Comin' BackOn The Choo-Choo Rollin'That's My Kind Of TrackSoloVerse 3Well, I Heard About A Man Whose Broken Heart Was Torn In TwoAnd Everybody's Got A Protest Song For You-Know-WhoWell, You Can Keep Them Barroom Ditties Stuck Inside Your BrainThe Only Thing That Clears 'Em Out Is Songs About A TrainChorusI'm On A Choo-Choo Rollin'Never Comin' BackOn The Choo-Choo Rollin'That's My Kind Of TrackSoloVerse 4You Can Spike The Football Or You Can Spike The PunchBurn Right Through Your Paycheck On A Four-Martini LunchPourin' Top-Shelf Liquor, Might As Well Be Cheap ChampagneThat Don't Wet My Whistle Like A Song About A TrainChorusI'm On A Choo-Choo Rollin'Never Comin' BackOn The Choo-Choo Rollin'That's My Kind Of TrackSoloVerse 5I Could Live Without A Stanza 'Bout Some Roses Bein' RedAnd Violets Are Just Flowers When They're Shriveled Up And DeadWell, I Need More Murder Ballad Like A Bullet To The BrainBut I Still Make My Livin' Singin' Songs About A TrainChorusI'm On A Choo-Choo Rollin'Never Comin' BackOn The Choo-Choo Rollin'That's My Kind Of TrackSoloChorusI'm On A Choo-Choo Rollin'Never Comin' BackOn The Choo-Choo Rollin'That's My Kind Of Track
