This Is A Version Without A Capo.It’s Just What I Thought Sounded GoodSo I Don’t Know How True To The Original This Is.(Verse 1)This Isn't Sex And The CityNobody's Watching Me Write In My RoomAnd Anyway, When I Get Home, I Take Off My Cool Clothes'Cause Why Would I Stay In Those?I Go To The BarThat's MonumentalAnd If He's Hot And Seems Into It, It's AccidentalWhat's It Like To Be AdmiredHot And Desired(Verse 2)This Isn't Sex And The CityNobody Sees Me And Knows Of My ColumnNobody Sees Me At All Is The ProblemBut Of Course When They Do, They're Not The One That I WannaBut I Go To The BarI'm A BelieverSo If It's Not In The Stars, Then I Don't Want It EitherI Say Goodbye And Take The BottleI've Never Been Stronger(Chorus)Call The Uber And I Tell 'Em Turn It UpTell 'Em Turn It Up, BabyThat's My Song They're PlayingBaby Turn It Up, Could You Turn It Up Maybe?'Cause I'm Drunk And I'm HighSo I'm CrossedDidn't Score Any Guys So I'm LostThat's All For Now, Mr. DriverI'm Rating You Five Stars(Verse 3)If This Was Sex And The CityI'd Get In And He Would've Already Called MeBut Instead I'm In The ShowerGotta Feel A Warm Touch SomehowNow I'm Ready To Go Back OutAnd He's Here At The BarGod, Is He BoringI Wanna Wake Up In Make-Up With Him In The MorningHe Calls A Car To His ApartmentI Guess There's A God, Then(Pre-Chorus)The Seat Is UpThe Place Is HauntedHe's Heating Up And Eating Up A Pizza PocketI Wanted One, But He Forgot ItHe's Off His MedsAnd He's An ArtistTouching My LegYou Don't Have A HeadboardDo That AgainI Think That I Want MoreIf This Is It, Then What Is It All For?Let's Make It QuickThen I'm Leaving Out The Front Door(Chorus)Call The Uber And I Tell 'Em Turn It UpTell 'Em Turn It Up, BabyThat Shit's OverratedBaby Turn It Up, Could You Turn It Up Maybe?I Was Drunk, I Was High, I Was CrossedHe's The Love Of My Life, No He's NotI Could've GuessedI'm Swearing By ItBut I Guess You Never Know Until You Go And Try ItWhat It's Like To Be AdmiredHot And Desired