Instruments [Riff] [Kick]Verse 1You Used To Get It In Your FishnetsNow You Only Get It In Your Night DressDiscarded All The Naughty Nights For NicenessLanded In A Very Common CrisisEverything's In Order In A Black HoleNothing Seems As Pretty As The Past ThoughThat Bloody Mary's Lacking In TabascoRemember When He Used To Be A Rascal?Hook 1Oh That Boy's A Slag The Best You Ever HadThe Best You Ever Had Is Just A MemoryHook [Band]And Those Dreams Weren't As Daft As They SeemNot As Daft As They Seem, My Love, When You Dream Them Up...BreakVerse 2Flicking Through A Little Book Of Sex TipsRemember When The Boys Were All Electric?Now When She Tells She's Gonna Get ItI'm Guessing That She'd Rather Just Forget ItClinging To Not Getting SentimentalSaid She Wasn't Going But She Went StillLikes Her Gentlemen Not To Be Gentle| N.c. |Was It A Mecca Dauber Or A Betting Pencil?Hook 2Oh That Boy's A Slag The Best You Ever HadThe Best You Ever Had Is Just A MemoryAnd Those Dreams Weren't As Daft As They SeemNot As Daft As They Seem, My Love, When You Dream Them Up...BridgeOh, Flo, Where Did You Go?Where Did You Go? Where Did You Go? Whoa.Bridge [Riff] [Kick]Falling About You Took A Left Off Last Laugh LaneYou Just Sounded It Out You're Not Coming Back Again.Bridge [Band]Falling About You Took A Left Off Last Laugh LaneYou Just Sounded It Out You're Not Coming Back Again.Outro