IntroVerse 1An Old Man Has A Heart Attack In The Movie TheaterWhile My Friend Calls An AmbulanceBuster Keaton's DancingI Waiting For The PunchlineBut It Never ComesVerse 2Two Blind Kids In Wheelchairs Are Crossing A StreetAnd They Get Hit By The AmbulanceBecause The Light Was GreenAnd I Waiting For The PunchlineBut It Never ComesBridgeI Promised You That I'd Be TrueAnd Now Chandeliers Are Crashing Down To The GroundWaitresses Drop Their TraysTrains Derail With PassengersWhile Mother Snakes Eat Their YoungThe Water Pipes In This TownBurst And Flood The Living RoomThe Firetrucks Lose Their Way HomeAnd Crash Into The HospitalsVerse 3We're Causing Accidents, Me And YouWe're Causing Accidents, Me And YouWhere Does A Promise GoWhen You Pretend It Isn't There?Do We Really ThinkThat It Could Just Disappear?OutroDoes
