IntroVerse 1Two Margaritas And An Antacid, The Last Supper Of The PleonasticTell Me What You See In Me And I'll Tell You Why Its PlasticSomething Borrowed, Something New. Take Another Face From The ShelfWhat Else Can I Do But List All My Flaws To MyselfChorusIt's All Vaseline (On The Lense)It's All Vaseline (It's All Pretense)Verse 2I Talk About Books I'll Never Read, She Talks About The RangersI Always Give Too Much Too Fast To Complete StrangersTheres All Kinds Of Things I'm Not At Liberty To SayBut This Is Just Some Dumb Pop Song And I Haven't Slept In DaysChorusIt's All Vaseline (On The Lense)It's All Vaseline (It's All Pretense)Verse 3Pepsi Cola Called Me Up Said Everything Is For NaughtSo If Nothing Matters In This Life Might As Well Spend What You've GotYou Finish Your Microwave Dinner I'll Smoke My Doral LightsThe One Good Thing I Can Say About Myself Is That I Never Put Up A FightChorusIt's All Vaseline (On The Lense)It's All Vaseline (It's All Pretense)SoloChorusIt's All Vaseline (On The Lense)It's All Vaseline (It's All Pretense)Verse 4They're Making A Movie Out On The Streets Of Austin, Texas TodaySomebody Told Me It's A Radical Film, The People Are Attractive In A Real Life WaySmear A Handful On The Glass And Make The Edges BlurEverything Will Come To Pass But That Don't Mean It Won't HurtChorusIt's All Vaseline (On The Lense)It's All Vaseline (It's All Pretense)It's All Vaseline On The LenseIt's All Vaseline (It's All Pretense)
