Abbie Callahan - OptimysticIntroVerseI’ve Been Known To Be A Little Easy On A SaturdayKnown To Smoke A Cigarette Then Throw Up In An AlleywayChecked Off Greed And Lust In A Church PewHad Confession In The Red Door BathroomWho Can Really Say Where You Can Talk To Jesus AnywayAnywayEverybody’s Fighting Everywhere I LookEvery Side Swears They’re Reading The Right BookJury’s Still Out On My Eternity But I Ain’t Too WorriedChorusI’m Ooooooopti-Mystic Glass Half Full Type ShitTarot And Weed, Stars And The Cardinals Find MeTouching The Trees, Yeah My Religion’s DrivingWith My Windows Down, Dolly Up, Trailer Park WitchI’m A Beer-Drinking Midwest Ethereal BitchMaybe Heaven’s Not RealisticBut I’m Oooooopti-MysticVerse 2If You Need Advice I’m A Minister In A MiniskirtFollowing The Golden Rule Until I Slip And Flip The BirdMe And My Catholic Guilt On Good TermsLight My Sage And Wait For My TurnI Reject The Notion God Lets Anybody BurnEternallyChorusI’m Ooooooopti-Mystic Glass Half Full Type ShitTarot And Weed, Stars And The Cardinals Find MeTouching The Trees, Yeah My Religion’s DrivingWith My Windows Down, Dolly Up, Trailer Park WitchI’m A Beer-Drinking Midwest Ethereal BitchMaybe Heaven’s Not RealisticBut I’m Oooooopti-MysticSoloBridgeNirvana’s Here In The MomentGood Music And Getting Stoned WithThe Best Kinda People With Dirtiest MouthsBut If We End Up In Hell, Hell I’ll Still Sing It Loud I’mChorus 3I’m Ooooooopti-Mystic Glass Half Full Type ShitTarot And Weed, Stars And The Cardinals Find MeTouching The Trees, Yeah My Religion’s DrivingWith My Windows Down, Dolly Up, Trailer Park WitchI’m A Beer-Drinking Midwest Ethereal BitchMaybe Heaven’s Not RealisticBut I’m Oooooopti-Mystic
