IntroVerse 1I Should Stop Smoking Those Dang CigarettesThere's No Doubt, But Here's The Cold Hard TruthThat Woman Of Mine Will Kill Me Three Times OverFrom A Broken Heart Long Before They Ever DoChorusSo, Mister, Give Me Twenty Out There On Pump SixA Can Of Copenhagen And Some Jerky SticksI'll Take A Scratch-Off Ticket And A Pecan PieTwo Sixers And A Pack Of Camel LightsSo, Mister, Give Me Twenty Out There On Pump SixA Can Of Copenhagen And Some Jerky SticksI'll Take A Scratch-Off Ticket And A Cherry PieTwo Sixers And A Pack Of Camel LightsVerse 2If She Comes In Late Tonight After Her ShiftWith Some Cedar Chopper By The Name Of SlimYou Tell Her If She Doesn't Bring Me Back My ZippoMy Old .45'S Coming After Her And HimChorusSo, Mister, Give Me Twenty Out There On Pump SixA Can Of Copenhagen And Some Jerky SticksI'll Take A Scratch-Off Ticket And A Pecan PieTwo Sixers And A Pack Of Camel LightsSo, Mister, Give Me Twenty Out There On Pump SixA Can Of Copenhagen And Some Jerky SticksI'll Take A Scratch-Off Ticket And A Cherry PieTwo Sixers And A Pack Of Camel LightsInstrumental BreakChorusSo, Mister, Give Me Twenty Out There On Pump SixA Can Of Copenhagen And Some Jerky SticksI'll Take A Scratch-Off Ticket And A Pecan PieTwo Sixers And A Pack Of Camel LightsSo, Mister, Give Me Twenty Out There On Pump SixA Can Of Copenhagen And Some Jerky SticksI'll Take A Scratch-Off Ticket And A Cherry PieTwo Sixers And A Pack Of Camel Lights (Camel Lights)Two Sixers And A Pack Of Camel LightsOutroMister, I'll Take Two SixersAnd A Pack Of Camel Lights