IntroVerse 1Well I'm Gonna Write A BookAll About How Much I Love YouAnd How Much I Despise All Of The Stupid Shit You DoStupid Shit You DoVerse 2I Wanna Tell You Just What I FeelI'm Gonna Tell You Just What I ThinkI'm Gonna Open Up My Heart And Then I'll Pour It Down The Sink, OhJust Because I CanVerse 3Yeah, And When We're A Little OlderOh, And We Won't Have Much To SayYou'll Run Off And Get Married, Lord, And I'll Just Fade AwayJust Fade AwayVerse 4Yeah, And Your Husband, He'll Be MeanOh, Cuz He's A Big Rich Lawyer ManHe Wears A Suit And Tie And He's Got Weak Feminine Hands, OhFrom All The PaperworkVerse 5Yeah, And I'll Gеt Sick Of My HometownYeah, And Tryin' To Right My WrongsCatch A Greyhound Down To Tеxas Where I Know That I BelongOh, They're Just Like Me ThereVerse 6Yeah, Or I Might Set Out For BristolJust Fifty Miles Down The RoadCatch A One-Room Down On State Street, Know A Place I Can Call HomeOh, God Knows I Need A HomeBreakVerse 7Yeah, And Life's Like A Box Of ChocolatesOh, Cuz It Always Makes Me SickSeems Like I'm The One Who Gets The Shit End Of The StickMost Of The TimeVerse 8Yeah, So I'll Just Write You A Rain CheckYeah, 'Til You Figure Yourself OutCome Back When You Know Beyond A Shadow Of A DoubtYou're Not The Same, Oh, No