Charming

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Charming, As Performed By Pattycake Feat. Jordan Litz
Written By Layne Stein And Anthony Wakim
Chords By Ingmar Ollieuz
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Released As A Single In April 2026
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Intro
You GKnow They Named Me, Charming
Not CCharles, Not C/AClifford, Not GKent
Just Dm9Charming, No Last GName
Like CmI'm A Cm/APerfume D7Scent

"Just G#Find A Girl!" My Father Said
And C#Then ProC#/A#duce An G#Heir
Well I E7Have The Girl.... Well, Had
Where Did D#sus/A#Charming Get Me?  D#7​
Nowhere  G#7​

Verse 1
I C#Enter A BaC#maj7ll, And The C#6Whispers BegC#maj7in!
"He's C#Dashing, So Fm7Handsome!Em7 Would YouD#m7 Look At His Grin?G#7"
I'm D#mJust Supposed To D#mmaj7/A#Smile, And D#m7Give The Girl A G#7Twirl!
ForD#susget My Plans For D#7A Democracy, G#susGirls Just See Keys G#7To The Monarchy  D#m7     G#7​

Verse 2
Does C#Anyone AskC#maj7 What I C#6Think Of The War?C#maj7    Nope!
Or C#Taxes, Or RoFm7ads, OrEm7 LiterallyD#m7 Anything MoG#7re?
They D#mWant The Handsome D#mmaj7/A#Trophy Man
And D#m7Not The 5-Year G#7Plan!
I D#susTried To Lead With D#7Good Diplomacy
G#All They Want Is G#m7Pomp And C#7Pageantry

Pre-Chorus
Cb  Then, There's CbmHer. The C#Girl Who Lost Her A#7Shoe
And D#susDisappears Like D#7Every Plot Hole D#m7I See ThroughG#7​

Chorus
I'm More Than Just C#  CharmiC#maj7ng
I'm More Than A D#m7Smile   G#7​
I'm More Than The D#m7Arm Piece, That A G#7Princess Needs
To C#Walk Her Down The AisG#m7le    C#7​
I CbBalanced Our ECbmconomy And C#Opened Trade Last Year
I G#susCut The Tariffs
G#7But That's Not What Fm7They All Want To HearA#7    A#(b9)​
I'm Cb6Just The Guy To A#dim/GSearch The Land
With C#/G#Fragile Footwear A#7In His Hand
I'm More Than Just A D#m7Charming G#7Prince For A C#Girl!  C#m/E      D#m7     G#7​

Verse 3
A C#Boy Meets A C#maj7Girl But, He C#6Finds Out She's C#maj7Dead!
My C#Job Is To Fm7Save Her,Em7 So TheD#m7 Plot Moves AheG#7ad
I'm D#mJust A Prince, A ND#mmaj7/A#oun, No Name!
ExD#m7ist, But Don't ComG#7plain
D#susFind A Princess D#7That You Love But Then
G#You Find Out There's G#susSeven G#7Other Men
G#7    "Wait What?"

Verse 4
A C#Princess Is C#maj7Cursed, That's The C#6Setup I C#maj7Guess
A C#Girl, A Witch, A Fm7Prince
I Em7Mean, That's D#m7It More Or Less G#7​
Just D#mSave The Girl, That's D#mmaj7/A#Great
No Plans For D#m7Healthcare, War Or G#7State!
No, You D#susLet The Princess D#7Do The Feeling
G#Your Job Is Just To G#m7Do The C#7Kneeling

Pre-Chorus
And CbBy The Way, We Picked You A CbmBride
Your C#Future's Pre-AA#7greed!
D#mBut Now FmI'm StaCbdimrting To D#7/GWonder
D#m7(b5)/AIs This What I Really NeG#7ed?

Chorus
I'm More Than Just C#Handsome C#maj7​
I'm More Than A D#m7Prop    G#7​
I'm More Than The D#m7Guy In Tights On G#7Horseback
And Whose C#Name They All ForG#m7got!  C#7​
I've CbSmiled Through HyCbmpocrisy To C#Last Me 10 Careers
And For D#m7/G#God's Sake, No More G#7Royal Balls
They're  Fm7Traps With ChanA#7delierA#(b9)s
A Cb6Kiss Without ConA#dim/Gsent Is Gross
So I C#/G#Guess She'll Lay There A#7Comatose A#7​
I'm More Than Just A D#m7Charming G#7Prince For A C#Girl! C#m/E      D#m7     G#7    Cb​

Bridge
FmWe Act The Fmmaj7/CRole,     AnFm7d We Wear TheA#7 Crown
D#mWe Lift Them UpD#mmaj7/A#,      But D#m7They Hold Us G#7Down
I Could Gm7Stop Global Warming, But C7No One Would Care
In A C7Princess's Story
Is The Prince Even C7There? C#7​

Chorus
I'm More Than Just F#Charming
Do I Get A G#m7Plot? Probably Not
I'm Just A G#m7Face They Frame
Wait, G#m7What's His Name?
I'm The F#Hero TG#m7hey ForgotF#/A#!
So BIf You Want A BmFairytale, F#/A#Go And Buy The BD#7ook
But G#m7News For You
The G#m7Prince Inside It A#m7Only Has One D#7Look!D#(b9)​
Stand B6Tall And Smile
F#dim/CDon't Offend
That's F#/C#Where The Royal TD#7raining Ends
D#7    I'm More Than Just A
G#m7Handsome, Gallant, D#m/A#Mindless, Charming BPrince
C#susFor   C#7A   F#Girl!  F#7/E        B    G#m     F#/C#        F#​