Country Christmas

'Twas The Night Before Redneck Christmas
When All Through The Trailer
Not A Creature Was Stirring
Not Even Carol The Neighbor
The Stocking Was Hung
By The Window Unit With Care
In Hope That St. Nicholas Would Soon Be There
Thirteen Children Were All Nestled In One Bed
And Visions Of Doughnut Holes And Candied Bacon
Danced In Their Heads
And Mom In Her Onesie And Me In My Red And Black
Plaid Buc-Ee's Fuzzy Socks
Had Just Settled Our Brains
After Watching Seven Hours Of Tik-Tok

Intro
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Verse 1
Eight Point BmRack On Daddy's Chevy's GGot A Rudolph Nose
FireDplace Decked Out In Crochet Camo
'Tis The BmSeason To Cut Your Own GTree
But All Year 'DRound We Got Our Winter Green
Wal-BmMart Poinsettias DecoGrating The Porch
DRed And White Hat On A ATwelve Hand Horse
Blarin'Bm   Miss Dolly On The GVinyl Horn
Ain't Nothing Like The ANight BeDfore

Chorus
A BmSleigh Bell Country GChristmas
RedDneckers Gonna Do It All ADifferent
We Got BmWhiskey On Our GWish List
Lone DStar On The Top Of That ATree
Oh-Oh-Oh BmShut My Mouth With Some GPecan Pie
DMoonshine, Jingle Bells And AMuscadine Wine
Ol' BmSanta's Two Stepping In The GKitchen
It's A DSleigh Bell Country Christmas D    D    D​

Verse 2
BmMomma Bought Her Buddy Stocking GStuffers From Buc-Ees
If You're DSipping Mamaw's Eggnog You AMight Get Lucky
Singing BmGuitar Carols With My GParking Lot Puppy
Most DWonderful ATime Of The DYear

Chorus
A BmSleigh Bell Country GChristmas
RedDneckers Gonna Do It All ADifferent
We Got BmWhiskey On Our GWish List
Lone DStar On The Top Of That ATree
Oh-Oh-Oh BmShut My Mouth With Some GPecan Pie
DMoonshine, Jingle Bells And AMuscadine Wine
Ol' BmSanta's Two Stepping In The GKitchen
It's A DSleigh Bell Country Christmas

Bridge
BmFa La La La GLa
DDeck The Halls With AYa'll And Dolly
BmFa La La La GLa
Ain't DGot No Snow It's A Hot Tamale
BmFa La La La GLa 'DTis The Season ATo Be Jolly
BmFa La La La GLa, D     Yee Haw

Chorus
A BmSleigh Bell Country GChristmas
RedDneckers Gonna Do It All ADifferent
We Got BmWhiskey On Our GWish List
Lone DStar On The Top Of That ATree
Oh-Oh-Oh BmShut My Mouth With Some GPecan Pie
DMoonshine, Jingle Bells And AMuscadine Wine
Ol' BmSanta's Two Stepping In The GKitchen
It's A DSleigh Bell Country Christmas,  Merry Christmas