Woolen Mittens

Chord Used
D5            0 0 0 3 0 0
D             0 0 0 0 0 0
Asus4         X 0 0 3 0 0
Dsus2/E       2 0 0 3 0 0
E9Sus4        2 2 2 0 0 0
Gmaj7Sus2     5 5 5 0 0 0
A6Sus4        7 7 7 0 0 0
Bm7           9 9 9 0 0 0

> Tune Your Guitar To Open D Tuning: D A D F# A D.
> * = One Strum
> The Bass Plays An A In The Intro, Then Switches To E In The Second Bar.

Intro
E5* E*   E*    E5* E*    E5* E*    E*    E5* E*     
E5* E*   E*    E5* E*    E5* E*    E*    E5* E*

Verse 1
All The Spots On Bsus4My  FaceEsus2/F#,     They Won't Go Bsus4Away  Esus2/F#​
I Put Mountains Of Bsus4Cream On TheEsus2/F#m       Just To FeelBsus4 Okay Esus2/F#​
Tried To Sleep For Bsus4LongerEsus2/F#        To Reduce MyBsus4 Eye BagEsus2/F#s
My One Bsus4Week Of HappiEsus2/F#ness     Ain't CBsus4oming BacEsus2/F#k

Chorus
F#9(sus4)Try   To Accept That I'll AlAmaj7(sus2)ways Be Red
B6(sus4)Always Be Masculine And NF#9(sus4)ever Perceived As Something Delicate
Amaj7(sus2)Something Non-Harmful
B6(sus4)Look, I Swear To God That I WF#9(sus4)on't Be An Arsehole

Instrumental
B6(sus4) F#9(sus4)x2

Verse 2
Paranoia Is CBsus4ommon Esus2/F#      In My Daily RBsus4outineEsus2/F#​
That Bus Bsus4DriiiiEsus2/F#iiver   DefinBsus4itely Esus2/F#Hates  Me
I Think I'm Gonna Bsus4Throw UEsus2/F#p       If I GetBsus4 Too SEsus2/F#cared
My First RespBsus4onse To Esus2/F#Sadness Is To Be IrBsus4repairEsus2/F#ed

Chorus
C#m7Try   To Relinquish Those Amaj7(sus2)Thoughts In Your Head
That B6(sus4)Men Will Not Harm You
But F#9(sus4)Most  Men Will Try To Appear Sheepishly Tame
Amaj7(sus2)Only      To Hurt You
I B6(sus4)Shan't Take This Personally, I've LF#9(sus4)earnt From Last Few
I'll F#9(sus4)Declaw My Paws, PuAmaj7(sus2)t  On Woollen Mittens
I'm B6(sus4)Shamelessly Trying To Be TF#9(sus4)ame,  I'll Admit  It
I'm  F#9(sus4)Not    Like The Rest, I'll Be As SmAmaj7(sus2)all As I Can
No B6(sus4)Matter My Identity, I'll Always Be Viewed As A Man

Instrumental
B6(sus4) | F#9(sus4) |B6(sus4) |F#9(sus4) |
B6(sus4) | F#9(sus4) |B6(sus4) |N.C.   |

Bridge
F#9(sus4)Grow  My Hair Out, Shave My FaAmaj7(sus2)ce Everyday
Cut B6(sus4)Holes In My Chest
If I F#9(sus4)Don't Eat The Pain Will Go   Away
F#9(sus4)I Don't  Deserve Life Or The PrAmaj7(sus2)aise That I Get
If I B6(sus4)Try Hard To Pretend, Then I'll Seem  Like I Am
Just F#9(sus4)Confidently Broken, TrAmaj7(sus2)agically Unspoken
An B6(sus4)Artist In Peril
I'm Less B6(sus4)Peril More Pathetic
I'm F#9(sus4)Scratching At These Walls With My TeAmaj7(sus2)eth, Not My Claws
Oh, B6(sus4)Why Is It Human Just To WF#9(sus4)ant  To Be Loved By EveryoneF#9(sus4)?

Outro
F#9(sus4)Confidently Broken, TrAmaj7(sus2)agically Unspoken
An B6(sus4)Artist In Peril
I'm Less Bsus4Peril More Pathetic
I'm F#9(sus4)Scratching At These Walls With My TeAmaj7(sus2)eth, Not My Claws
Oh, B6(sus4)Why Is It Human Just To WF#9(sus4)ant To Be Loved By EveryoneF#9(sus4)?
F#9(sus4)Confidently Broken, TrAmaj7(sus2)agically Unspoken
An B6(sus4)Artist In Peril
I'm Less Bsus4Peril More Pathetic
I'm F#9(sus4)Scratching At These Walls With My TeAmaj7(sus2)eth, Not My Claws
Oh, B6(sus4)Why Is It Human Just To WF#9(sus4)ant To Be Loved By EveryoneF#9(sus4)?
F#9(sus4)Confidently Broken, TrAmaj7(sus2)agically Unspoken
An B6(sus4)Artist In Peril
I'm Less Bsus4Peril More Pathetic
I'm F#9(sus4)Scratching At These Walls With My TeAmaj7(sus2)eth, Not My Claws
Oh, B6(sus4)Why Is It Human Just To WF#9(sus4)ant To Be Loved By EveryoneF#9(sus4)?
F#9(sus4)Confidently Broken, TrAmaj7(sus2)agically Unspoken
An B6(sus4)Artist In Peril
I'm Less Bsus4Peril More Pathetic
I'm F#9(sus4)Scratching At These Walls With My TeAmaj7(sus2)eth, Not My Claws
Oh, B6(sus4)Why Is It Human Just To WF#9(sus4)ant To Be Loved By EveryoneF#9(sus4)?