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Verse 1
But What Do You Think The Hardest Thing?
The Hardest Thing, Old Friend.
Is It Heartbreak? That's The Hardest Thing.
It'll Kill You In The End.
Verse 2
To Open A Bag Of Crisps Or Carry In The Bins.
To Open Some Sellotape When You've Just Cut Your Fingernails.
Skateboarding Is The Hardest Thing. I Never Tried It, Bill.
And Try To Do A Somersault, That'll Make You Ill.
Bridge
All Of Those Things Are Really Hard To Do,
But Not One Of Those Things Is As Hard As Breaking Up With You.
Chorus
Heartbreak Is The Hardest Thing,
Is The Hardest Thing, Old Friend.
Heartbreak Is The Hardest Thing.
It'll Kill You In The End.
Heartbreak Is The Hardest Thing,
Is The Hardest Thing, Old Friend.
Heartbreak Is The Hardest Thing,
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It'll Kill You In The End.
Verse 3
My Friend In School Had A Game Boy.
He Played It All Day Long.
I Couldn't Afford A Game Boy,
So I Had To Play With My Dong.
Had A Friend That Was Learning To Drive.
He Wanted To Do It Intense.
Learned To Drive In A Long Old, A Long Old Mercedes-Benz.
Nothing Was Long Enough, Long Enough For His Legs.
So He Had To Borrow And Beg, Old Friend.
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He Had To B-B-B-B-Beg.
Chorus
Heartbreak Is The Hardest Thing,
Is The Hardest Thing, Old Friend.
Heartbreak Is The Hardest Thing.
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It'll Kill You In The End.
Outro
I Had A Friend Called Tom, Old Friend.
Learning To Drive.
Little Did Thomas Know He Was Not Long To Stay Alive.
'Cause He Died In That Car Crash Body Turned To Ash.
He Died In That Car Crash Body Turned To Ash.
