Postcards
As Recorded By Waylon Payne
(2026 Release)
Intro
Verse 1
Rosa Marquetta She's Got A Hell Of A Secret
He Read It Plainly About Seven Or Eight Blocks Ago
He Goes Out Of His Way To Make Sure It Reaches Her Fingers
It's Funny To Think Of The Things This Ol’ Messenger Knows
Verse 2
Well, Jimmy O'reilly Is Drunkardly Waiting On Welfare
The Only Time That He Ever Steps Foot Off The Porch
Rural Route 30 And It Takes A While Just To Get There
There’s A Rebel Flag Flying, There Ain't No Screen On The Door
Chorus
Oh, But Who’s Sending Postcards To The Mailman
Who’s Sending Postcards To The Mailman
Instrumental Break
Verse 3
He Busted Timmy Buchanan And His Brother Leroy
They’re Peytonsville Punks On A Tear, Swingin’ Bats Smokin’ Dope
But He Let It Slide ‘Cause He's Awful Sweet On Their Mama
And There’s Some Things The Peytonsville Sheriff Just Don't Need To Know
Chorus
Oh, But Who’s Sending Postcards To The Mailman
Who’s Sending Postcards To The Mailman
Instrumental Break
Verse 4
Principal Howard Opens His Blinds And Dresses Up Fancy
And Nobody Brings Up The Fact That He Lives All Alone
He Lounges In His Lingerie And He Looks Out The Window
And He Patiently Waits For His Package To Come To The Door
Out-Chorus
Oh, But Who’s Sending Postcards To The Mailman
Who’s Sending Postcards To The Mailman
Who’s Sending Postcards To The Mailman
