Missionary
As Recorded By Jasper Bickers
(2025 Release)
Intro
(We Pray To Thee Our God This Day
For The Blessings You Provide
From Ashes To Ashes
From Dust To Dust
So It Must Be)
Verse 1
I Did Missionary With A Mormon
It Was Scary
′Cause I Knew That He Would Hate Me
Like He Hates Himself
He's Engaged To Someone′S Sister
But He's Never Even Kissed Her
He'll Invite Me To Their Wedding
So We Both Hate Ourselves
Chorus
Now We Both Hate Ourselves
Now We Both Hate Ourselves
Now We Both Hate Ourselves
Verse 2
I Did Missionary With A Mormon
Filled With Only The Enormous Guilt
That Loving Me Was The Pinnacle Of Sin
He Believed I Was The Devil In A Six Foot Frame
And Settled For A Life That Was A Lie
But One His God Would Forgive
Chorus
But I′Ll Never Forgive Him
No, I′Ll Never Forgive Him
No, I'll Never Forgive Him
Interlude
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah
Chorus
Never Forgive
Never Forgive
Never Forgive Him
Outro
Door To Door Repeating
Words He Only Half Believes In
But At Least He Found A Way
He Can Atone And Repent
I Could Beg For His Attention
On His Break From Selling Heaven
But He Never Wants To See A Man Like Me Again
