Intro
Oh Mr. Porter, Oh Mr. Porter
Oh Mr. Porter, Oh Mr. Porter
Verse 1
Oh Mr. Porter, What Shall I Do?
I Want To Go To Liverpool
I've Landed Here In Crewe
Get Me Back To London
As Quickly As You Can
Oh Mr. Porter, What A Silly Boy I Am!
Chorus
I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter) I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter)
I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter) I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter)
Verse 2
Oh Mr. Porter, What Shall I Do?
My Home Is Up In Manchester
I've Landed Here In Crewe
Take Me Back To London
As Quickly As You Can
Oh Mr. Porter, What A Silly Boy I Am!
Chorus
I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter) I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter)
I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter) I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter)
Verse 3
Oh Mr. Porter, What Shall I Do?
I've Had Too Many Cups Of Tea
I Don't Know What To Do
My Bird Is Down In London
And Might Be Out With Dan
Oh Mr. Porter, What A Silly Boy I Am!
Chorus
I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter) I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter)
I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter) I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter)
