Verse
Took The Continental Trailways
'Cause I Didn't Have The Fare
To Get From Cincinnati To Los Angeles By Air
Verse
The Guy Who Said He'd Meet Me
In A Shiny Limousine
With A Contract In His Pocket
Turned Out To Be A Queen
Verse
He Could Not See My Body
Or Appreciate My Good Looks
Had I Fallen For Some Story
That I Read In All Of The Books
Verse
But I Ain't, Goin' Back
To The Bottom Side Of The Tracks
No, No, And I Ain't, Goin' Back
To The Bottom Side Of The Tracks
No I Ain't Goin' Back
To Cincinnati
Verse
So I Got Myself An Agent
With A Roll Of Dollar Bills
And A Beverly Type Mansion
In The Middle Of The Hills
Verse
I Was Friendly With Producers
And Was Heading Out With The Stars
I Played The Backseat Heroine
In A Thousand Different Cars
Verse
From Cavalier To Playboy
To The Johnny Carson Show
To Holding Up Some Dogfood
For A Firm In Idaho
Verse
I've A Screen-Test Every Weekend
And I'm Constantly On Call
I'll Be Twenty-Five Next Summer
And Thirty-Five Next Fall
Verse
But I Ain't, Goin' Back
To The Bottom Side Of The Track
No, No, And I Ain't, Goin' Back
To The Bottom Side Of The Track
You'll Never Get Me To Go Back
Ain't Goin' Back
To Cincinnati
