Dan The Man

Verse 1
EI Got An Old Buddy Called Dan, The Man, Spent ATime In Iraq And Time In Japan
He’s BMean As Sin And Tough As Hell, If EHe’s Hungry He’d Eat Up The Liberty Bell
EI’ll Tell You Friends, It’s Hard To Be Good. It’s AA Feeling Too Easily Misunderstood
But BHere’s Something Special ‘Bout Dan, The Man. He’s A EBad Mother-Sucker With A Gun In His Hands

Verse 2
EWell, Jack Links Ain’t The Ones He Likes, Got His ABoots Tied Tight And He’s Ready For A Fight
BSlaughters Just Laughter With An “S”, And I Heard EDavid Bowie Asks Dan How To Dress
ECuts Down Trees In A Single Swing. Could AUse A Tractor Tire For A Wedding Ring
BSmile Could Make A La Gal Swoon. Heard He DEanced With The Devil And Still Picked The Tune

Chorus
EOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
ADan, Dan, We Know You Can
BDans Always Got The Plan
EI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 3
EWell, He Yelled In Venice When He Stubbed His Toe, Which AAvalanched Salzburg With The Snow
And The BCops Called From The City Of Sin To Thank EDan For, Ya Know, For Not Yelling At Them
Once Loved A Rattlesnake For 13 Hours, ThenA Drove The Pacific In His Rusted Old Car
And BThey Named Him King When He Rolled In The Sand Of EBeautiful, Tropical, East Thailand

Chorus
EOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
ADan, Dan, We Know You Can
BDans Always Got The Plan
EI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 4
EWell, He Took Highway 25 Through Albuquerque AJust To Steal Some Poor Crackheads Jerky
BStopped In Mississippi Along The Way To WaBtch A Couple Of Grasshoppers Fiddlin' Away
EFolded A Paper Airplane, Flew To Ohio, Where AHe And A Tattooed Cutie Got A Little Wild
BBut She Nearly Drowned Him In A Fountain For EPointing Out The Obvious Lack Of Mountains

Chorus
EOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
ADan, Dan, We Know You Can
BDans Always Got The Plan
EI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 5
EWell, One Time He Even Swam To The Moon With The ABackstroke Only So He Didn’t Land Too Soon
BBrushes His Teeth With Porcupine Quills And EHas Gator Tongues For His Window Sills
EDrinks Nitric Acid Straight From The Tap, Once ADrove Through Nepal With Kate Upton On His Lap
BStopped For Lunch In Alcapoco, And AEsked The Waitress ‘Cómo Llego Idaho”

Chorus
EOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
ADan, Dan, We Know You Can
BDans Always Got The Plan
EI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Tag
EOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
ADan, Dan, We Know You Can
BDans Always Got The Plan
EI’m Glad That I Know Dan, The Man