Country Christmas

'Twas The Night Before Redneck Christmas
When All Through The Trailer
Not A Creature Was Stirring
Not Even Carol The Neighbor
The Stocking Was Hung
By The Window Unit With Care
In Hope That St. Nicholas Would Soon Be There
Thirteen Children Were All Nestled In One Bed
And Visions Of Doughnut Holes And Candied Bacon
Danced In Their Heads
And Mom In Her Onesie And Me In My Red And Black
Plaid Buc-Ee's Fuzzy Socks
Had Just Settled Our Brains
After Watching Seven Hours Of Tik-Tok

Intro
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Verse 1
Eight Point EmRack On Daddy's Chevy's CGot A Rudolph Nose
FireGplace Decked Out In Crochet Camo
'Tis The EmSeason To Cut Your Own CTree
But All Year 'GRound We Got Our Winter Green
Wal-EmMart Poinsettias DecoCrating The Porch
GRed And White Hat On A DTwelve Hand Horse
Blarin'Em   Miss Dolly On The CVinyl Horn
Ain't Nothing Like The DNight BeGfore

Chorus
A EmSleigh Bell Country CChristmas
RedGneckers Gonna Do It All DDifferent
We Got EmWhiskey On Our CWish List
Lone GStar On The Top Of That DTree
Oh-Oh-Oh EmShut My Mouth With Some CPecan Pie
GMoonshine, Jingle Bells And DMuscadine Wine
Ol' EmSanta's Two Stepping In The CKitchen
It's A GSleigh Bell Country Christmas G    G    G​

Verse 2
EmMomma Bought Her Buddy Stocking CStuffers From Buc-Ees
If You're GSipping Mamaw's Eggnog You DMight Get Lucky
Singing EmGuitar Carols With My CParking Lot Puppy
Most GWonderful DTime Of The GYear

Chorus
A EmSleigh Bell Country CChristmas
RedGneckers Gonna Do It All DDifferent
We Got EmWhiskey On Our CWish List
Lone GStar On The Top Of That DTree
Oh-Oh-Oh EmShut My Mouth With Some CPecan Pie
GMoonshine, Jingle Bells And DMuscadine Wine
Ol' EmSanta's Two Stepping In The CKitchen
It's A GSleigh Bell Country Christmas

Bridge
EmFa La La La CLa
GDeck The Halls With DYa'll And Dolly
EmFa La La La CLa
Ain't GGot No Snow It's A Hot Tamale
EmFa La La La CLa 'GTis The Season DTo Be Jolly
EmFa La La La CLa, G     Yee Haw

Chorus
A EmSleigh Bell Country CChristmas
RedGneckers Gonna Do It All DDifferent
We Got EmWhiskey On Our CWish List
Lone GStar On The Top Of That DTree
Oh-Oh-Oh EmShut My Mouth With Some CPecan Pie
GMoonshine, Jingle Bells And DMuscadine Wine
Ol' EmSanta's Two Stepping In The CKitchen
It's A GSleigh Bell Country Christmas,  Merry Christmas