Intro
Verse 1
It Seems Like Only Yesterday
When My Father Sat Me Down, And Said:
"Have A Good Gig At The Prince Pat Tomorrow Night."
It Was Actually This Morning
And He Got The Dates Confused
(My Dad... ...He's A Fuckwit.)
Pick Through G X10 Before C
I Remember Another Time
When my father sat me down and said :
"The People In The Row Behind Can't See."
I Said, "Dad, We're On A Bus,
And There's Nothing Much To See."
And He Said,
"The Landscape, Son. The Landscape."
Verse 2
When I Reached A Certain Age
As All The Young Boys Do
My Body Started Changing
I Grew Another Head
I Had An Operation
And I Had That Head Removed
Which Was Fortunate 'Cause At The Time There Was A
Shortage Of Head Donors
Verse 3
My Dad Took Really Good Care Of Me
Sat By My Side Every Day
When I Started To Recover
Dad Told Me I Was Old Enough
To Hear Some Of The Things He Had To Say
N.c.
Hey Hey Hey
He Wasn't Fat Albert - My Dad. Got That Clear?
Bridge
N.c.
My Dad Said
"Son, You've Turned Out Nice
You're Old Enough To Hear My Advice
You're A Man Now
And So I Want To Tell You What I Know
Chorus
"Son, Keep Your Receipts
Keep Your Receipts
If Money Is A Cash Cow, Then Planning Is The Meat,
So Son, Keep Your Receipts
Keep Your Receipts
Break
Chorus
"Son, Keep Your Receipts
Keep Your Receipts
If Life's A Bog In Ireland, Then Wisdom Is The Peat
So Son, Keep Your Receipts..."
Outro
...Keep Your Receipts."
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