The Rods - Great Big Fake Ones
Eb-Tuning
Intro
Verse
Special Kind Of Girls Learn Their Abcs By Going From An A To A Double D
Some Critics Say They Feel Like Bags Of Sand
But You're Never Going To Drown While You Hold Them In Your Hands
Chorus
Great Big Fake Ones Great Big Fake Ones
Some Guys Like Legs Some Guys Like Bad But Everyone Notices A Lady With A Rack
Great Big Fake Ones Enhance Memories
Verse 2
She Said That He Would Love Them Maybe His To Own He Didn't Have The Cash So He Went An Got A Loan
When The Envy Was Done They Were Big And Bold
But She Took Off With A Biker And Stuck Him With A Loan
Chorus 2
Great Big Fake Ones Great Big Fake Ones
Push Them Together Make Them Collide Their Power Increases Till They Get Hypnotised
Great Big Fake Ones Enhance Memories
Bridge
All Titles Adorn Those Chests Worshipped By Men Who Love Big Breasts
Each One's Expensive They Only Come In Twos Get Them Too Big You Can't Tie Your Shoes
Solo
Verse 3
If You Spied A Milf With Some Perky Ds She's Probably Packing Two Bags Of Saline
To Know For Sure Just Set Them Free Do They Stand Up Defy Gravity
Chorus 3
Great Big Fake Ones Great Big Fake Ones
Want To Put Them In Your Mouth Put Them In Your Ear
If I Stick It In Between Them Will They Hold My Beer
Great Big Fake Ones Enhance Memories
Great Big Fake Ones
Great Big Fake Ones
Great Big Fake Ones
Great Big Fake Ones
