Verse 1
Oh The Fire's Burning Slow Now
Where's That Mistletoe
Dear It's Getting Kind Of Hot In
Here I Need A Taste Of Christmas
Cheer
I Hope He Gets Here Quick I Need A Saint Nick Fix
Ooh I Just Want Him To Be All Wrapped Up For Me
Santa's Never Been This Hard To Resist
But Santa Never Used To Look Like This
Chorus 1
He's Traded In His Reindeer For A
Limousine
He's Wearing Purple Trousers Instead
Of Red And Green
This Christmas I'm Wanting Something
I've Never Had
Santa's Got A Brand New Bag
Verse 2
Now I've Got To Got To Find Out How To Make Him Want To Settle Down
I've Got His Big Fat Kiss Right At The Top Of My List
So We Can Build A Little Candy Home
And Have A Few Elves Of Our Own
I Want To Sneak A Peek At My Surprise And See Tradition Metamorphosize
Chorus 2
He's Given Up The Cookies And He's
Slimming Down
He Bought A Little Bungalow In Tinsel Town
This Christmas, I'm Wanting Something I've Never Had
'Cause Santa's Got A Brand New Bag (Oh Yeah)
Chorus 3
As He Finds His Zen Down On The Kitchen Floor
He Lights A Fat Cohiba From His Humidor
This Christmas, I Want Something I've Never Had
'Cause Santa's Got A Brand New Bag
Chorus 4
He's Got A Rickenbacher And He's Bleached His Hair
He's Rockin' To The Rhythm With A Latin Flair
This Christmas, I'm Wanting Something I've Never Had
'Cause Santa's Got A Brand New Bag
Chorus 4
He's Reading Socrates And Cooking French Cuisine
He's Pictured On The Front Of "Money" Magazine
This Christmas, I'm Wanting Something I've Never Had
'Cause Santa's Got A Brand New
Santa's Got, Santa's Got A Brand New Bag
