Verse 1
I Want To Know The Day Custodian
I Want To Hear His Harsh Refrain
But Most Of All I Hear The Calling Of The Watchman After Hours
Verse 2
I Want To Be The Night Security
I Want To Own A Tiny Tv
With The Sound Turned Down And No One Around
I'll Sing So Very Loud
Verse 3
I Want To Be The Night Security
I Want To Sleep Right In My Clothes
I Want To Open My Eyes As People Walk By
And Whisper, "Who's That Guy?"
Bridge
My Keychain Is On The Table
Its Massive Size Implies
The Scope Of What I'm Able
To Unlock Any Time
Verse 4
I Want To Be The Night Security
I Want To Sleep Right In My Clothes
I Want To Open My Eyes As People Walk By
And Whisper, "Who's That Guy?"
