Opposable Thumb
Intro
Whistling
Verse 1
Before I Was Born, Before I Was Young,
My Whole Life Was My Opposable Thumb.
I Floated Around With No Place To Go,
I Sucked My Thumb Just Waiting To Grow.
Then I Was Was Born And My Life Begun,
Just Me My Mom And My Opposable Thumb.
Chorus
The Opposable Thumb, Opposable Thumb,
I Get Things Done With My Opposable Thumb,
I’ve Got A Brain Stem And A Cerebellum
But I Have More Fun With My Opposable Thumb.
Instrumental
Verse 2
I Started To Grow And To Figure Out Life,
I Learned To Walk And Talk And Read And Write.
I Could Use A Tool Like A Hammer And Wrench,
To Pound And Pull And Push And Pinch.
I Started Writing Down Everything I Had Done,
With The Pen I Held Between My Finger And Thumb.
Chorus
The Opposable Thumb, Opposable Thumb,
I Get Things Done With My Opposable Thumb,
I’ve Got A Brain Stem And A Cerebellum
But I Have More Fun With My Opposable Thumb.
Instrumental
Verse 3
When I Get Board I Can Twiddle And Fidget,
I Can Thumb A Ride With My Favorite Digit.
Now We Evolved And We’ve Come Far,
I Use My Thumb To Play This Guitar.
So Put Your Hands Together When The Day Is Done And
Thank The Lord For Your Opposable Thumb.
Chorus
The Opposable Thumb, Opposable Thumb,
I Get Things Done With My Opposable Thumb,
I’ve Got A Brain Stem And A Cerebellum
But I Have More Fun With My Opposable Thumb.
Outro
Opposable Thumb. Opposable Thumb.
Opposable Thumb..... Opposable Thumb!
