Intro
Are You Ready Chuck? Take One
N.c.
One Two, One Two Three
Verse 1
You Can't Fool A Fooler, I Can Tell
When A John Got Jazzed By A Jezebel
You Can't Beat The House (You Can't Beat The House)
You Can't Beat The House (You Can't Beat The House)
Tell The Man, Somebody, You Can't Beat The House
Verse 2
When These Horn Dogs Get Lucky With Dough
They'll Blow It On The Roosters And The Girls Of Smokey Row
You Can't Beat The House (You Can't Beat The House)
You Can't Beat The House (You Can't Beat The House)
Now Tell The Man, Somebody, You Can't Beat The House
Interlude
Verse 3
You Wanna Buy You A Dance? Don't Buy It In Here
It's All Skin Games And Jelly Roll, Red-Eye And Beer
They're All As Mean As Rat Snakes, All Got Knives In Their Boots
Even The Piano Player Man, He Don't Care Who He Shoots
Verse 4
See That Little Homewrecker In The Backroom
She'll Pick Your Pocket With Her Pet Raccoon
You Can't Beat The House (You Can't Beat The House)
You Can't Beat The House (You Can't Beat The House)
Tell The Man, Somebody, You Can't Beat The House
Outro