Verse 1
Mass Pike's All Jammed Up Again Like Some Old Well-Fed Snake
I've Had All The Go And Stop That I Can Take
And You Were In The Static That I Binge-Watched Late Last Night
From Some Old Hot Hotel Room Graveyard Of Natural Light
Verse 2
And My Ass Needs Some Work Like The Good Guys Need A Win
I've Been Riding High On Someone Else's Good Fortune
Sofa-Surfing Sundays, Watching Mr. Show Again
I Only Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
Chorus
Static And White Noise, I Stumbled In Here By Choice
Who Am I To Begrudge Someone The Means By Which They Are Employed
Static And White Noise, Not Just The Ending That Scares Me
It's Everything That Bears Me Along, Static And White Noise
Verse 3
I Stuck Out My Thumb While You Were Sticking Out Your Tongue
And I Stuck It Out Just To Prove Us Both Wrong
I've Heard It Gets The Darkest Just Prior To The Dawn
I Wouldn't Mind Letting Go, But I Spent So Long Hanging On
Verse 4
My Bones Start To Scribble Out Low-Frequency Vibrations
Must've Tied The Long Black Ribbon Into Knots Again
But You Were In The White Noise I Let Put Me Down To Bed
And I Need You Like An Old Tire Needs Tread
Chorus
Static And White Noise, I Stumbled In Here By Choice
Who Am I To Begrudge Someone The Means By Which They Are Employed
Static And White Noise, Not Just The Ending That Scares Me
It's Everything That Bears Me Along, Static And White Noise
Outro