'Twas The Night Before Redneck Christmas
When All Through The Trailer
Not A Creature Was Stirring
Not Even Carol The Neighbor
The Stocking Was Hung
By The Window Unit With Care
In Hope That St. Nicholas Would Soon Be There
Thirteen Children Were All Nestled In One Bed
And Visions Of Doughnut Holes And Candied Bacon
Danced In Their Heads
And Mom In Her Onesie And Me In My Red And Black
Plaid Buc-Ee's Fuzzy Socks
Had Just Settled Our Brains
After Watching Seven Hours Of Tik-Tok
Intro
Verse 1
Eight Point Rack On Daddy's Chevy's Got A Rudolph Nose
Fireplace Decked Out In Crochet Camo
'Tis The Season To Cut Your Own Tree
But All Year 'Round We Got Our Winter Green
Wal-Mart Poinsettias Decorating The Porch
Red And White Hat On A Twelve Hand Horse
Blarin' Miss Dolly On The Vinyl Horn
Ain't Nothing Like The Night Before
Chorus
A Sleigh Bell Country Christmas
Redneckers Gonna Do It All Different
We Got Whiskey On Our Wish List
Lone Star On The Top Of That Tree
Oh-Oh-Oh Shut My Mouth With Some Pecan Pie
Moonshine, Jingle Bells And Muscadine Wine
Ol' Santa's Two Stepping In The Kitchen
It's A Sleigh Bell Country Christmas
Verse 2
Momma Bought Her Buddy Stocking Stuffers From Buc-Ees
If You're Sipping Mamaw's Eggnog You Might Get Lucky
Singing Guitar Carols With My Parking Lot Puppy
Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
Chorus
A Sleigh Bell Country Christmas
Redneckers Gonna Do It All Different
We Got Whiskey On Our Wish List
Lone Star On The Top Of That Tree
Oh-Oh-Oh Shut My Mouth With Some Pecan Pie
Moonshine, Jingle Bells And Muscadine Wine
Ol' Santa's Two Stepping In The Kitchen
It's A Sleigh Bell Country Christmas
Bridge
Fa La La La La
Deck The Halls With Ya'll And Dolly
Fa La La La La
Ain't Got No Snow It's A Hot Tamale
Fa La La La La 'Tis The Season To Be Jolly
Fa La La La La, Yee Haw
Chorus
A Sleigh Bell Country Christmas
Redneckers Gonna Do It All Different
We Got Whiskey On Our Wish List
Lone Star On The Top Of That Tree
Oh-Oh-Oh Shut My Mouth With Some Pecan Pie
Moonshine, Jingle Bells And Muscadine Wine
Ol' Santa's Two Stepping In The Kitchen
It's A Sleigh Bell Country Christmas, Merry Christmas
