Deep Purple - The Rider
Intro
Verse
I Live A Life Of Outrageous Extravagance
From Way Up Here Show My Talent And Elegance
I Have Some Weird Peccadillos Stick 'Em On The Rider
When I Arrive I Want Some Heel-Clickers
After My Doughnut A Couple Of Lip-Lickers
Moisturise Them Both Then Slap 'Em On The Rider
Chorus
Woe Woe Is Me
I'll Let You Know When I'm Ready To Sing
I Can't Exist
Can't Do My Thing
Verse 2
Without A Brace Of Super Hot Psycho-Ologists
Cover My Back With A Sincere Apologist
And Where's The Dom I Know I Wrote It In The Rider
Take Me Up In A Private Elevator
And Don't Forget To Book A Bliss Appropriator
What Happened To The Last Guy Check It In The Rider
Chorus 2
Woe Woe Is Me
Iyou'll Never Know When I'm Ready To Sing
I Can't Exist
Can't Do My Thing
Interlude
Bridge
Keep 'Em Waiting While I Prefer To Stay
Catch A Live Performance Just For Me Cirque Du Soleil
Solo
Chorus 3
Woe Woe Is Me
I'll Let You Know When I'm Ready To Sing
I Can't Exist
Can't Do My Thing
Interlude
Bridge 2
Don't Call Me Precious Priceless Is Just Fine
I'm Worth Even More In This Here Swollen Head Of Mine
Interlude
Verse 3
Before I Dance, Get My Poddy-Macologist
I Got Bumps Now Where's My Phrenologist
I'm Off To The Funny Farm It's All There In The Rider
