[Verse 1] Fp
Thousands Of Dollars Pulled Right Out Of The Ground
Thousands Of Dollars Of Trees, All Freshly Planted Stolen
Eight Foot Tall Ball And Bap Crape Myrtles Trees
Puled Out Of The Ground Usaa Blvd Satx 1983
Verse 2
Not Once, Not Twice But Three Times, It Happened
Filed Theft A Theft Report With The Sapd
Sory We Can’t Rely Help , You Have To Take Care Of It Yourself
A Two-Hundred-Thousand-Dollar Landscape Project It Sat In Peril
[Verse 3] Strum
One And A Quarter Miles, 800 Crape Myrtle Trees
Three Times A Dozen Stolen Right Out Of The Ground
Hired A Security Company, They Patrolled Put Up Signs
It Kept Happening, Now I Knew It Was All Up To Me
Verse 4][FP
Got Catch Em, Open Got Catch Em In The Act, Deer Season Now
My Self And My Two Supervisors Tanking Turns On The Nightly Stakeout [Strum]
On My Second Shift Pay Dirt .A Car And A Pickup Truck Come Speeding In
A Skid Spin Stop A Quarter To Eleven On A Thursday Eve
Verse 5
Lets Get Out Of Here There Is Somebody Over There
The Chase Was On, 60 Mph Heading South On Hildebrand
Me, My Dog, Maggie, My Loaded 12 Gauge , My Pickup All In Hot Pursuit
Then I Started Thinking . Started Thinking What If
Verse 6][FP
What If I Got Stopped By A Cop, Would He Believe My Story
What If I Got In A Wreck, Wrecked The Company Tuck
What If They Stopped, What Then, Crap What Would I Do Then
Then They Stopped, They Stopped At A Red Light,Got Their Plate
Verse 7] [STRUM
Let Em Go On , Now We Would Pay Them A Visit
Here Is The Name And Address, But You Did Not, You Did Not Get From Me
Thank You Officer, Sunday Afternoon By The Park, Went To Their House
3 Guys Hanging In Front. Looking Like Trouble Hanging With A Red 67 Mustang, Restored
Verse 8
Got To Talk To Them, Jim Rockforsd Style, Now That’s The Way
Hey In Am Looking For Johnny I Am David With The Sa Mustang Club
We Want Him To Join Is He Here, Sorry He Is Not Here T Now, Here’s My Card
Walking Away Turned Around And Asked Know Were Can Get Some Crape Myrtles Trees
Verse 9
Gary Riding Shotgun, Told Him It Is Them, I Know It Is Them
Write Em A Note On A Little Slip Of Paper Just Say Deer Season Now Open
Drove To The End Of The Street Stopped , Looked Back
Turned Around Headed Back, Stopped Right In Front Of Their Old House
Verse 10
Gary Dangled The Note, Smiled And And Dropped It On The Street
Drove To He Other End Stopped, Watched Made Sure Thy Got It
This Is Not Cool Gary Said , It’s Time Get Out Of Here , So We Went
Never Had Another Tree, Stollen Deer Season Now Open
Made Sure Thy Got It They Got The Message Deer Season Well It Is Now Open
