Ode To The Bouncer

Ode To The Bouncer                -  Studio Killers

Chorus
F#Ooh, Let Me C#mIn Or I'll Get EPhysical With C#mYou  Bm​
F#I Just Gotta C#mDance Right Now, It's ECritical To C#mDo   Bm    C#m​

Verse
C#mNo, I Haven't Had No Dope, Lift Up The Velvet Rope
Mr. Doorman, Stop C#mTeasin', I'm Freezin' Out Here

See, I've Got Friends Inside, It's My Birthday Tonight
And I'm Not Wearing Trainers, Not To Mention C#mKnickers

It's Futile To Debate With Saint Peter At The Gate

Made Of Protein Milkshake And Low Carb Intake
C#m'Cause All In All, You're Just Another Prick At The Door

Chorus
F#Ooh, Let Me C#mIn Or I'll Get EPhysical With C#mYou  Bm​
F#I Just Gotta C#mDance Right Now, It's ECritical To C#mDo   Bm    C#m​

Post-Chorus
F#Bouncer, Hey C#mBouncer, EBouncer, C#mBounce, Bounce, BmBouncer
F#Bouncer, Hey C#mBouncer                     E              C#m     Bm​
     (I Just Gotta Dance Right Now, It's Critical)

Verse
Ooh, C#mBouncer, Empowered And Aroused, I See It In Your Trousers

And In The Way You Browse Her (Look, She's In)
C#mWhat? Her Dress Is Up To Waterline, Bitch Is Clearly Borderline

Nose As White As Snow White's In The Moonlight
C#mWe Stand In Awe, In Front Of 'Nother Prick At The Door

Chorus
F#Ooh, Let Me C#mIn Or I'll Get EPhysical With C#mYou  Bm​
F#I Just Gotta C#mDance Right Now, It's ECritical To C#mDo   Bm    C#m​

Post-Chorus
F#Bouncer, Hey C#mBouncer, EBouncer, C#mBounce, Bounce, BmBouncer
F#Bouncer, Hey C#mBouncer                     E              C#m     Bm​
     (I Just Gotta Dance Right Now, It's Critical)

Chorus
F#Ooh, Let Me C#mIn Or I'll Get EPhysical      C#m     Bm​
F#I Just Gotta C#mDance Right Now, It's ECritical    C#m     Bm    C#m​

Verse
C#m  So, You Can Play Karate, You Thick Illiterati
I'm A Black Belt At Life, So Go Home To Your Ugly C#mWife

You've Forgotten Your Wisdom, The Window To The Ladies Room

A Whole New Possibility For A Cat Like Me

Chorus
F#Ooh, Let Me C#mIn Or I'll Get EPhysical With C#mYou  Bm​
F#I Just Gotta C#mDance Right Now, It's ECritical To C#mDo   Bm    C#m​

Post-Chorus
F#Bouncer, Hey C#mBouncer, EBouncer, C#mBounce, Bounce, BmBouncer
F#Bouncer, Hey C#mBouncer                     E              C#m     Bm    F#​
     (I Just Gotta Dance Right Now, It's Critical)