The Coup

Single Released September 4, 2026

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Verse 1
Well, If EI Was Gonna Stage A Coup In An E7Upcoming Election
AWhat Exactly Would I Do To B7Safeguard My Protection?
I Think I'd EBuild Myself A Great Big Room With E7Some Strategic Placement
I'd Put AGuided Missiles On The Roof And B7Data Centers In The Basement
In ECase They Try To Send The Troops When E7I Perform My Little Coup
I'd ANeed A Private Army To Be B7Present When I Stage It
From EThere, It's Not Too Difficult, So Let's E7Not Over Complicate It
I'll Just ANeed A Couple Working Years Of B7Solid Degradation
And I'll ESee How Far My Party Goes AE7long Before They Question
I'll ASee How Many Citizens Can B7Die With No Arrests
EI'll Stress Test The Balances And The E7Checks Of The Constitution
BeAfore I Stage My Little Insiders B7Only Revolution

Verse 2
And If EI Was Gonna Stage A Coup In E72028
I Think AI'd Set Up A Crypto Coin Through My B7Family's Estate
And I'd Take EBillions In Contributions From E7Foreign Heads Of State
I'd Take QaAtari Jets And Make 3,000B7 Insider Trades
And Then I'd EHave My Sons Invest In Ai E7Tech For Guided Drones And Bombing
And SAtart A Peace In The Middle East And B7Let The Drone Start Data Farming

Verse 3
And If EI Was Gonna Stage A Coup, I'd E7Nationalize Elections
And I'd ATell The People I'm Doing All Of ThisB7 For Their Own Protection
And I EWouldn't Leave The White House When The E7Final Ballot's Cast
And When The EAlection Has Been Certified, I'd B7Sit My Happy Ass Inside
My EBrand New Spanking Ballroom Built To E7Withstand Any Strike
And I'd AHave My Private Army Ready B7With Me Day And Night
And I'd ECall The Congress Compromised, I'd E7Say The Court's Been Jeopardized
And AOnce The Country's Paralyzed, I'd B7Institute The Reich

Verse 4
Well, If EI Was Gonna Stage A Coup To E7Satisfy My Ego
I Guess AI'd Dress Up As Jesus Christ And B7Try To Play The Hero
And I'd ETell The World To Be Afraid Of E7All Their Friends And Neighbors
And AJust Like Jesus Taught Us, I Would B7Punish Those Who Waver

Verse 5
And If EI Was Gonna Stage A Coup, I'd E7Prop Up Jd Vance
And AOnce His Campaign Starts To Lose, That's B7When I'd Have My Chance
I'd Say The ESystem Has Been Rigged, Now It's E7Time That We Get Rid
Of AEverything That I Have Been B7Harmful To The Truth
So ESay Goodbye To The Fake News Outlets, E7Adiós To Those Who Doubted
ASayonara To The Green Card Scammers, B7Au Revoir To The Foreign Landers
EChop The Head Off Of Bernie Sanders,E7 Aoc And Biden's Handlers
ANo More Us As We Know It, B7No More News Or Whistle Blowing
EGoodbye Years Of Rigged Elections, E7Goodbye Human Rights Protections
AGoodbye Anyone Who QuestionsB7 Golden Statues I've Erected
EBillionaires Will All Be Smitten, E7All The While I'll Just Be Sittin'
ABack To Reaping All The Profit And B7Silence Those Who Try To Stop It

Outro
If EI Was Gonna Stage A Coup To E7Show The World How Great I Am
AThese Are The Things That I Would Do, My B72028 Election Plan E​