Jesus At Mcdonalds

Bpm:      146
Released: 1985
Album:    Mojo & Skid

Note: The Trick Here Is To Do A Quick Down Stroke (Open Middle Strings Only) Between The
Chord Changes From E To A And From A Back To The E Chord.

In The Bridge 1 Most Of The Time If You See The E Chord You Play
Only The Lower Two (E And A) Strings.

* After Chord Means Strike Chord Once And Let It Ring.

Capo: No

Verse 1
N.c.
I Saw Jesus At Mcdonald's At Midnight...,
A  A  E He Said He Wasn't Doing Alright,
E  A  A  E  He Said He Didn't Feel So Fine Fine FEinAe A. . .,
ESaid He's About Bout Bout To Lose His MEinAd,A​
EI Saw Mama Humping Santa ClaEusA, A​
EShe Said It Was Because Of MenopEauAseA,
EThat's Why She Had To Have RudolfE TAooA,
EYou Know Your Mama Mama Loves It Too  YeahE Let'As AGo.
AHuhE, E  A Yeah Just Like SupermanE SEaiAd, I'm From CarEolAinAa.E​

Interlude
E A A E

Verse 2
EI'm In Love With A Lady WresEtlAerA,
EYou Know Them Sneaky Women Do It BeEttAerA,
EShe Got Me, She Put Me In A Figure FourE FaAceAlock,
EI Said Baby Baby Just Don't SEtoAp,A​
EI Touched Myself Late Last NiEghAt,A​
ELyin' In Bed Next To My Wife,E  A  A​
EShe Got Up She Got Up She StartedE TAo ARun,
ESaid She Could, Could Not WatchE MAe ACome,
EI'm Comin' I'm ComEinA' ABabEy, I'm ComiEn'A HAomEe.

Interlude
YeEahA  A  E​
  E A A

Chorus
EI Saw Allah At AnE AArbAy's,
EI Saw Moses At McdonEalAd'As,
EI Saw The Ramalama From Alabama At The Barbeque Pit OnE UAniAveErsity,
EI Saw I Saw Buddha AEt AA ABurger King,
EI Saw Joey At A Jack In EThAe ABox,
EI Just Just Just Just Just Just CaEn'At AStop, Yeah,
EI Saw Mother Mary At A Roberto's In EOkAlaAhoEma,
EMan I'm In AE TAwiAligEht Zone Zone Zone ZoneE ZAonAe.E​

Bridge 1
EAnd There I Was, I Woke Up, I Was Kind OfE Standing,
I Was EKind Of Someplace Out Where The,
EOut Where The Interstates, Turn ToE Dirt, Out Past The Fire Roads,
Out EPast Route One-FourE-Oh,E​
EDown, Down Where The Train Trestles Go Over The GEraAveAyaErds,
EBack Behind The Dynamo Right Beside RouteE One-FouEr-AO.A  E​
EYeah I'm Still Out By Otay LakesE RoaEd,A  A  E​
EUnderneath The Water Tower,
EI GoEt AA AThEousand Watt Watt WattsE Of Power,
EYeah EI'Am AFeeliEng Fine, And Jesus Walks Up To Me He SaEys "Mojo, Mojo,
I'm Gonna ETake You Some Place You Need ToE Be."
EAnEd AI ASaEid, I Said "TakeE Me Jesus!",
And EJesus Took Me,E There We Were, I LookedE Around,
I ELooked Around And All I Saw WasE Couches,
EEverywhere I Looked I Saw Couches, Not ThEe Kind You Want To Sit On,
But The Kind You AWant To,
The EKind You Want ToE Sleep On!
You EKnow, You Know It Was Like TheseE Bonfires And Big Cauldrons OEn Top Of Them,
With EGeneric YellowE Label,
Top ERum And JustE Bowling AwayA, Bowl Bowl BowlinEg Away Way Way,
It Was EGoing Everywhere,

Bridge 2
   E

Bridge 2
And The ETrees Had These Kind Of Beer TabsE On Them,
And EOut Of It Was Coming ThisE Strange Mixture,
Of EFood, Barns, Gin, AndE Mountain Dew,
EAndA IA Said, E"I Love Love Love Love Love LEove You!" ,
EOh YeahA I WaAs Feeling ESo Fine, So Fine,
I EWas About To Go Out Of MyE Mind,
I ESaw The Entire Robert Johnson, John LeeE Hooker,
And EMuddy Waters Record Collection Stretched BEefore Me,
And A EBrand NewA StereoA, I GotE A Thousand Watts Of Power,
I Got A ENew Car, It's Got AE Second Gear And IA, IA'm FeelEing Fine,
EI AAin't Go To Work NoA Day JoEb No More,
Cause EThat's Not My Life, That's Not MyE Wife,
EOh Cut ItA Out With ThAe KnifEe!
So I Ask EJesus, I Say, "Man, Like,E Where Am IA?"A  E​
And EJesus Kind Of Scratched His Chin, AndE Uh,
He EHadn't Shaved In A While, And He Said, "Uh,E Mojo, Mojo...",
I Said "EAm I At The Big Rock CandyE Mountain?"
EHeA Said,A "UEh, No."
EI Said "Am I InE Paradise?"
AHeA SaidE "No."
EI Said Is This Like The Upstairs,E You KnoAw HAeaven?"
He Said, "ENo."
EJesus Looked Up In The Sky,
And There Was A EBig White Thing Up In TheE Sky,
And There Were These Kind Of ELines Going EAcross,
And The EHair On The Back Of My Neck StoodE Up,
And EJesus Said "I FeelE Fine" Cause, Cause....

Verse 3
Cause AI'mE DownA, By The PowEer Lines,
A That's Why I Feel SoE Fine,
A That's Why I'm Blowing MyE Mind Yeah YeaAh Yeah,
I Said I'm EDown Down DownA Down Down By The PoweEr Lines Line Line Line Lines,
Feel So AFeel So Feel SoE Down By The Power Lines,
I AFeel, Feel SoE Fine, Ain't That RighAt Skid, Oh Yeah,
I Said I'm EDown,A    By The PoweEr Lines,
A I'm Doing AElright, Okay, Hey Hey Hey,
A(GibEberAish),
EI Said Hey My I'm Down DownA Down By The PoweEr LiAnes,
By The Power ELines I'm Down ByE ThemA,  E​
Let's Go ASkid Oh Yeah,
EOh Oh OhA, E  A  A  E​
EHere We GoE BAoyA  E​

Outro
EI Saw Jesus At Mcdonald's At Midnight!E  E7​
E7Great Googly Boogly!E​