Dan The Man

Verse 1
CI Got An Old Buddy Called Dan, The Man, Spent FTime In Iraq And Time In Japan
He’s GMean As Sin And Tough As Hell, If CHe’s Hungry He’d Eat Up The Liberty Bell
CI’ll Tell You Friends, It’s Hard To Be Good. It’s AF Feeling Too Easily Misunderstood
But GHere’s Something Special ‘Bout Dan, The Man. He’s A CBad Mother-Sucker With A Gun In His Hands

Verse 2
CWell, Jack Links Ain’t The Ones He Likes, Got His FBoots Tied Tight And He’s Ready For A Fight
GSlaughters Just Laughter With An “S”, And I Heard CDavid Bowie Asks Dan How To Dress
CCuts Down Trees In A Single Swing. Could FUse A Tractor Tire For A Wedding Ring
GSmile Could Make A La Gal Swoon. Heard He DCanced With The Devil And Still Picked The Tune

Chorus
COh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
FDan, Dan, We Know You Can
GDans Always Got The Plan
CI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 3
CWell, He Yelled In Venice When He Stubbed His Toe, Which FAvalanched Salzburg With The Snow
And The GCops Called From The City Of Sin To Thank CDan For, Ya Know, For Not Yelling At Them
Once Loved A Rattlesnake For 13 Hours, ThenF Drove The Pacific In His Rusted Old Car
And GThey Named Him King When He Rolled In The Sand Of CBeautiful, Tropical, East Thailand

Chorus
COh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
FDan, Dan, We Know You Can
GDans Always Got The Plan
CI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 4
CWell, He Took Highway 25 Through Albuquerque FJust To Steal Some Poor Crackheads Jerky
GStopped In Mississippi Along The Way To WaGtch A Couple Of Grasshoppers Fiddlin' Away
CFolded A Paper Airplane, Flew To Ohio, Where FHe And A Tattooed Cutie Got A Little Wild
GBut She Nearly Drowned Him In A Fountain For CPointing Out The Obvious Lack Of Mountains

Chorus
COh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
FDan, Dan, We Know You Can
GDans Always Got The Plan
CI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 5
CWell, One Time He Even Swam To The Moon With The FBackstroke Only So He Didn’t Land Too Soon
GBrushes His Teeth With Porcupine Quills And CHas Gator Tongues For His Window Sills
CDrinks Nitric Acid Straight From The Tap, Once FDrove Through Nepal With Kate Upton On His Lap
GStopped For Lunch In Alcapoco, And ACsked The Waitress ‘Cómo Llego Idaho”

Chorus
COh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
FDan, Dan, We Know You Can
GDans Always Got The Plan
CI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Tag
COh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
FDan, Dan, We Know You Can
GDans Always Got The Plan
CI’m Glad That I Know Dan, The Man