Wasted On The Senate Floor

Verse 1
Gsus2  We Ran Aground In The Philippines
D  Interpreting What HenriAsus4 Bergson Means
Gsus2  When He Says Life Must Be Durational
That FeelsD Million ToAsus4 One
Gsus2  Collapsed In Grace On The Carpeting
D Trade Missionaries Set ToAsus4 Bargaining
Gsus2 We Have No Use For Tricky Marketing
DWe Make Self-EvidentAsus4 Claims
Gsus2We Say, "Let The Products Sell Themselves"
Gsus2We Say, "Let The Products Sell ThemselveDsus4s"
Gsus2We Say, "Let The Products Sell Themselves"
Nc
Like The Minutemen Said
Bsus4      C#M     * (Missing A Chord Here)

Verse 2
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DOur Currency's Almost At Asus4Parity
Gsus2I'd Try To Talk, But Apparently That'sD Not Attractively Tough  Asus4​
Gsus2We Tripped And Fell When We Formed A Team
DWe Fixed Ourselves With FAsus4ibrin Soldering
Gsus2Wait, I Was Wrong, That's Called Fibrin Glue
DWe Have Enough Asus4​

Chorus
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RepublicaGsus2n Watchman From Virginia WraAsus4ps His Fist In A FlBmag
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And I've Got ThisGsus2 Thorium-2Asus432 And I've Got ThiBms Microphone
LisAsus4ten Up

Bridge
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Verse 3
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DCausing Confusion In The Asus4Neighborhood
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Gsus2 The Price Is Only What Inflation Pulls
DThe Rules Are Strictly InAsus4formational
Gsus2We Showed Up Late To The Exxon Rave
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Chorus
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We Put EcsBmtasy Tabs In ThAsus4e Water Supply
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And The Naval BlBmockade Gets StrAsus4uck Down With No Trade-Off
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And We Cast Our BmEyes To The StrAsus4obe Out

Break down
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D Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Asus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah
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We Got BmWasted On The SenateAsus4 Floor
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