Stan

Chorus
AmMy Tea's GoneF Cold, I'm WonderinG' Why
Got COut OfG Bed At AAmll
The Morning FRain Clouds Up MyG Window
And CI Can'tG See At AAmll
And Even FIf I Could It'llG All Be Gray
But Your CPictureG On My WaAmll
It ReminFds Me That It'sD Not So Bad
It's CNot SoG BaAmd
AmMy Tea's GoneF Cold, I'm WonderinG' Why
Got COut OfG Bed At AAmll
The Morning FRain Clouds Up MyG Window
And CI Can'tG See At AAmll
And Even FIf I Could It'llG All Be Gray
But Your CPictureG On My WaAmll
It ReminFds Me That It'sD Not So Bad
It's FNot So Bad

AmDear Slim, I Wrote You,
F But You Still Ain't Callin
G I Left My Cell, My Pager,
And My CHome Phone At The BoGttoAmm
I Sent Two Letters Back In AutuFmn,
You Must Not Have Got 'EmG​
There Probably Was A Problem
With The CPost Office OrG Somethin'
AmSometimes I Scribble Addresses
Too FSloppy When I Jot 'EmG​
But Anyway, What's Been CUp Man,
How's Your GDaughter?
Am  My Girlfriend's Pregnant Too,
I'm Bout To BeF A Father
If I Have A DDaughter,
Guess What I'm A Call HerF​
I'm A Name Her BonnieAm​
I Read About Your Uncle FRonnie Too, I'm Sorry
IG Had A Friend Kill Himself
Over CSome B**** Who Didn'tG Want HAmim
I Know You Probably Hear This Every DayF,
But I'm Your Biggest FanG​
I Even Got That UndergrCound S***
That You Did With GSkam
Am  I Got A Room Full Of YourF Posters
And Your Pictures ManG​
I Like That S*** You Did With CRawkus Too,
That GS*** Was PhaAmt
Anyways, I Hope You FGet This Man, Hit Me Back
DJust To Chat, Truly Yours,
Your FBiggest Fan, This Is Stan

Chorus
AmMy Tea's GoneF Cold, I'm WonderinG' Why
Got COut OfG Bed At AAmll
The Morning FRain Clouds Up MyG Window
And CI Can'tG See At AAmll
And Even FIf I Could It'llG All Be Gray
But Your CPictureG On My WaAmll
It ReminFds Me That It'sD Not So Bad
It's FNot So BaAmd

Dear AmSlim, You Still Ain't Called Or FWrote,
I Hope You Have A Chance,
GI Ain't Mad, I Think It's JustC F*****
Up That You Don't Answer FansAm​
If You Didn't Wanna Talk To FMe Outside Your Concert
You Didn't GHave To,
But You Could've Signed An CAutograph ForG Matthew
That's MyAm Little Brother Man,
He's Only FSix Years Old
We Waited In The GBlistering Cold For You
    C                 G
For four hours and you just said no
Am  That's Pretty S****Y Man,
You're FLike His F***Ing Idol
He DWants To Be Just Like You Man,
He FLikes You More Than I Do
Am  I Ain't That Mad Though,
F I Just Don't Like Being Lied To
RemembGer When We Met In DenveCr,
You Said If I GWrite You
You Would AmWrite Back,
See I'm Just LikeF You In A Way
I Never Knew My GFather Neither
He Used To CAlways Cheat On MyG Mom And Beat HAmer
I Can Relate To What You're FSaying In Your Songs
So When I GHave A S****Y Day,
I Drift CAway And Put EmG On
Cause I Don't AmReally Got S*** Else,
So That S*** FHelps When I'm Depressed
DI Even Got A Tattoo Of YourF Name Across The Chest
AmSometimes I Even Cut Myself
To FSee How Much It Bleeds
Its Like GAdrenaline,
The Pain Is Such CA Sudden RushG For Me
See EverAmthing You Say Is Real,
And I ResFpect You Cause You Tell It
My GirlGfriend's Jealous,
Because I TalkC About You 24/G7
AmBut She Don't Know You Like I Know YouF Slim,
No One Does
GShe Don't Know What It Was Like
For CPeople Like Us GrGowin' Up
You Gotta AmCall Me Man,
I'll Be The Biggest FFan You'll Ever Lose
Sincerely DYours, Stan, P.s.
FWe Should Be Together Too

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AmMy Tea's GoneF Cold, I'm WonderinG' Why
Got COut OfG Bed At AAmll
The Morning FRain Clouds Up MyG Window
And CI Can'tG See At AAmll
And Even FIf I Could It'llG All Be Gray
But Your CPictureG On My WaAmll
It ReminFds Me That It'sD Not So Bad
It's FNot So Bad

Verse 3
Am                      F
dear mr i'm-too-good-to-call-or-write-myFans
G This'll Be The Last Package
I CEver Send Your A*G*
It's Been Six AmMonths And Still No Words
I Don't DesFerve It
I Know You Got My GLast Two Letters
I Wrote The AddCresses On Them PerfecGt
AmSo This Is My Cassette I'm Sending YoFu,
I Hope You Hear It
I'm GIn The Car Right Now,
I'm Doin' C90 On The FreewGay
AmHey Slim, I Drank A Fifth OfF Vodka,
Dare Me To Drive?D​
You Know That Song By Phil FCollins,
In The Air Of The Night
AmAbout That Guy Who Could've Saved
That FOther Guy From Drowning
But GDidn't, But Phil Saw It All,
C Then At A Show He FoundG Him
AmThat's Kinda How This Is,
You Could've FRescued Me From Drowning
Now It's GToo Late,
I'm On A 1,000 CDowners Now,G I'm Drowsy
AmAnd All I Wanted Was A LousFy Letter Or A Call
GI Hope You Know I Ripped
All Of Your CPictures OfGf My Wall
AmI Love You Slim, We Could'veF Been Together,
Think About DIt You Ruined It Now,
IF Hope You Can't Sleep
And You Dream About ItAm And When You Dream,
I Hope You FCan't Sleep And You Scream About It
GI Hope Your Conscience Eats
AtC You And You Can'tG Breathe WithoutAm Me
See Slim, ShuFt Up B****, I'm Trying To Talk
GHey Slim, That's My GirClfriend Screamin' In ThGe Trunk
AmBut I Didn't Slit Her Throat,
I Just Tied Her FUp, See I Ain't Like You
GCause If She Suffocates,
She'll Suffer CMore, Then She'llG Die TAmoo
Well, Gotta Go,F I'm Almost Under The Bridge NoDw
Oh S***, I Forgot,
F How Am I Supposed To Send This S*** Out?

Int. Am F D F
       Am F D F

Chorus
AmMy Tea's GoneF Cold, I'm WonderinG' Why
Got COut OfG Bed At AAmll
The Morning FRain Clouds Up MyG Window
And CI Can'tG See At AAmll
And Even FIf I Could It'llG All Be Gray
But Your CPictureG On My WaAmll
It ReminFds Me That It'sD Not So Bad
It's FNot So Bad

Verse 4
AmDear Stan, I Meant To Write You SooneFr,
But I've Just Been Busy
GYou Say Your Girlfriend's Pregnant NoCw,
How Far Along Is GShe?
AmLook, I'm Really Flattered
You Would FCall Your Daughter That
And Here's An GAutograph For Your Brother
I CWrote It OnG This Starter CAmap
I'm Sorry I Didn't FSee You At The Show,
I Must've Missed You
GDon't Think I Did That S***
CIntentionallyG Just To Dis YoAmu
But What's That S*** You SaidF​
About You Like To Cut Your Wrists Too?D​
I Say That S*** Just Clownin' Dog F​
C'mon, How F***Ed Up Is You? Am​
You Got Some Issues, Stan,
I FThink You Need Some Counseling 
GTo Keep Your A** From Bouncin'
Off The CWalls When You GetG Down SomAme And
What's This S*** About Us FMeant To Be Together?
GThat Type Of S*** Will Make Me
Not CWant Us To Meet EachG Other
Am  I Really Think You And
Your FGirlfriend Need Each Other
GOr Maybe You Just Need To Treat HerC Better
GI Hope You Get ToAm Read This Letter,
I Hope It FReaches You In Time                
Before You DHurt Yourself,
I Think That You'll FBe Doin Just Fine
If You ReAmlax A Little,
I'm Glad That I InFspire You, But Stan
Why GAre You So Mad? Try To UndeCrstand,
That I Do GWant You As AAm Fan
I Just Don't Want You To FDo Some Crazy S***
I Seen This GOne S*** On The News
A Couple Of CWeeks Ago ThatG Made Me SicAmk..
Some Dude Was Drunk And Drove His FCar Over A Bridge
And Had His GGirlfriend In His Trunk
And She Was CPregnant With HisG Kid
And In The AmCar They Found A Tape,
Didn't FSay Who It Was To
Come To DThink About It,
His Name Was,F It Was You.Am.

Ending
AmDamn