Intro
Verse 1
I’m Out On The Road
Playin’ My Shows
Everybody’s Half Of My Age
The Bus Is Too Cold
I’m Movin Real Slow
Lookin’ For An Outback Steak
Chorus
I’m An Old Piece Of Shit
Need Pills For My Dick
If You Don’t Want Me Around
Mama Please Flush This Ol’ Piece O’ Shit On Down
Verse 2
All The Girls Wanna Fuck
So I Try And Keep Up
But The Doctor Says Reel It In
Just My Luck
No, I Can’t Hook Up
‘Cause I Ate The Wrong Medicine
Chorus
I’m An Old Piece Of Shit
Need Pills For My Dick
If You Don’t Want Me Around
Mama Please Flush This Ol’ Piece O’ Shit On Down
Instrumental Break
Bridge
(Honey, I Got Gray Hairs On My Balls
And That Ain’t Wrong
And They’re Real Long)
Chorus
I’m An Old Piece Of Shit
Need Pills For My Dick
If You Don’t Want Me Around
Mama Please Flush This Ol’ Piece O’ Shit On Down
Outro
Mama Please Flush This Ol’ Piece Of Shit On Down
Mama Please Flush This Ol’ Piece Of Shit On Down
Mama Please Flush This Ol’ Piece Of Shit On Down
Mama Please Flush This Ol’ Piece Of Shit On Down