Verse 1
Blade Of Grass In My Shirt Makes Me Itchy
Blade Of Grass In My Nose Makes Me Sneeze
Blades Of Grass From This Lawn I Was Mowing
'Till The Lawn Mower Ran Over Me
Verse 2
Dear Old Dad Said He'd Give Me A Dollar
If I Mowed The Backyard And Pulled The Weeds
Now I Think I'll Need More Than A Dollar
To Repair All The Damage I've Received
Break
Verse 3
Both My Shoulders Are Out Of Their Sockets
And My Knee Joints Will No Longer Bend
Dear Old Dad Said My Chores Were Not Finished
He Pushed The Lawn Mower Over Me Again
Break
Verse 4
Dear Old Dad Handed Me My Allowance
And Said "Don't Spend It All In One Place"
When I Gave My Allowance To That Doctor
She Just Gave Me A Slap Across The Face
Verse 5
So I Dragged Myself Back To The Backyard
Where The Weeds Had Grown Back While I Was Gone
Dear Old Dad Saw I've Spent My Allowance
He Shaked His Head And Left Me Lying On The Lawn
Outro
