Verse 1
Mother-In-Law, Empties Out The Compost
Onto Her Cashmere Rug
Father-In-Law, Wraps It Around Him
And Welcomes Us Home With A Hug
Chorus
They Host Us Tonight
They Host Brain Parasites
I Won't Drink The Water
Or Play Card Games With Them At Night
Verse 2
Brother-In-Law, Stumbles Down The Staircase
Head Splits In Two On The Rail
Sister-In-Law, Wipes With A Dishrag
And Wrings It Out Into A Pail
Chorus
They Toast To His Life
They Toast Up A Slice
A Flabby Flesh Sample
Washed Down With More Parasites
Verse 3
Family-In-Law, Holding Hands And Chanting
Conjure Ancestors-In-Law
Ancestors-In-Law, Spirits Possess Me
I Speak As Their Late Grandpa
Chorus
His Ghost Inside
His Ghost Provides
A Full-Course Home-Cooked Meal
Served To My In-Laws With Pride
And Me, I Just Cried
