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Verse 1
I'm A GFeminine EminBem, A Slim ShadyEm Lady
But Nice 'Cause I CTexted Haiti
G90 Lady BCops On The Road,
And I'm EmArrested For Doing C80
Like GHamlet, All About BWords, Words, WoEmrds
Divide A Whole Into CThirds, Thirds, GThirds
I'm A Gay Sea BOtter
I Blow EmOther Dudes Out Of The CWater
I'm The GMan Muffin, BDiving, Muffin
EmCold And Fly Like An CArctic Puffin
GPuffin' BWhacky Tobaccy
EmHating Other Rappers Like I'm CHelga Pataki
And I've Been GRocking This Mic
Before BElectricEmity
Way Back In A CThousand BcGe
That's BefBore The CommonEm Era

Era, Era, Era, (Era, Era)
G(Ohh!) I BCan't Be Stopped
EmFlow So Sick That It CShould Be Mopped Up G​
Chick's Got A BDixie Cup
I Got A EmDick Full Of Helium, I'lCl Fuck You Up
A GBoy, A Girl, A BMiddle-Aged BiEmtch
Botox ICn The Third Person
G  I Give The PersBpective A Switch And
Em  Bo Talks In The Third Person

Just Relax, If You Want To Know Me

Here's Two Facts

Chorus
GI Hate Catchy BChoruses
And I'm A EmHypocrite
CHungry, Hungry DHypocrite
GI Hate Catchy BChoruses
And I'm A EmHypocrite

Verse 2
Met A Girl Named GMacy B​
I Had EmSex With Her All CDay
But She Was DysGlexic
So I BEnded Up Doin' TheEm YmCca
We GBalling, Asian,B Wii Bowling
EmProstate Cancer CSemicolon
GFind That Hole Like I'Bm Stephen Hawking
EmAtticus Finch, CKilling, Mocking
G Cry, Like A BChild WouldEm​
You Raped My CChildhood
Just GStroll In, RolBlin' Your Pole Into
EmRolie Polie COlie's Colon
G(Oh) To BRelax My Mind
I Take A EmWalk By The Clock
And IC Pass The Time And
GRhyming, MathBematical Timing
EmSyntax Impacts The CIntact Hymen
GI'm An IntBernet Provider
EmCame From The Web Like A CHorny Spider
GFucked A Girl In An BApple Orchard
Em  Then Came In CCider
I Thought GAids Was A BButt Virus
Like ConEmjunction, Junction, ConCjunctivitis
G  I Spit Gold BBars
'Cause I Was MoEmlested By My Uncle CMidas
Gay GDads Blow Pops, Another Sucker

Oedipus Was The First Motherfucker

Chorus
GI Hate Catchy BChoruses
And I'm A EmHypocrite
CHungry, Hungry DHypocrite
GI Hate Catchy BChoruses
And I'm A EmHypocrite (Hypocrite) C​

Verse 3
GWe, The People Of The BUsa
JoEmse, We're Not Talking To CYou, Essé
We Got A GBorder In Order To BKeep You Out
It's What My EmNyu EsCsay's About
Cause We're,G Xenophobic BWarrior Princess
EmMolested By My Uncle CSam, Is That Incest?
G"I Want You To BSmell My Finger”
EmDoes My Nephew's CScent Still Linger?
GSouth Of Queers, BNorth Of Hell
The EmQueer Ones Suck And The CBrown Ones Smell
We GGuard The Border And We BGuard It Well
But Some EmSlip Through The Cracks Of The CLiberty Bell
Did GI Say Liberty? BI Meant Taco,
EmPaco, Hey You Better CLet That Rock Go
'Cause GIn Real Life GoBliath Wins
And Then EmSells All The Silk
That The CWidow Spins

One More Time

Chorus
GI Hate Catchy BChoruses
And I'm A EmHypocrite
CHungry, Hungry DHypocrite
GI Hate Catchy BChoruses
And I'm A EmHypocrite (Hypocrite) C​

Bridge
Yeah, Break It Down Now, What
GBitches And Hoes, Bo's BHoes, Oh
Bitches And EmHoes, CBitches, Hoes
GBitches And Hoes Don't Exist
Because The BHoes Know Bo's A Feminist
EmBitches And Hoes Don't Exist
Because The CHoes Know Bo's A Feminist
So GTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
B  Or You Can Let Me Burn 'Em, Oh
EmTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
COr You Can Let Bo Burnham Burn 'Em
GTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
B  You Can Let Me Burn 'Em, Oh
EmTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Burn 'Em
COr You Can Let Bo Burnham Burn 'Em
GHoes, Bo's BHoes, Oh, Bitches AndEm Hoes

Bitches!

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