Unfortunately I Am..
My Own Dog, My Own Fur Companion
My Own Old Lady On A Forum
Who Types In Glittery Decorum
Unfortunately I Take..
Myself Out Walking Every Day And
I Hand My Legs To The Feet And
I Give My Head To The Leash
Chorus :
Every Other Day I'm Wondering
What's A Human Being Gotta Be Like
What's A Way To Just Be Competent
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
Every Other Day I'm Wondering
Was It A Mistake To Try And Define
What I'm Certain's Mad Incompetence
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
I Can't Smell Well, Or Tell The Time..
Not K Through Eight, Nor K Dash Nine
For Human, Grossly Underqualified
For Canine, Grossly Overqualified
I Don't Blend In At Pet-Smart..
And That Truth Remains For The Walmart
'Cause In Either Case They Say To Me..
What The Fuck Is Lost In Aisle 3
Chorus :
Every Other Day I'm Wondering
What's A Human Being Gotta Be Like
What's A Way To Just Be Competent
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
Every Other Day I'm Wondering
Was It A Mistake To Try And Define
What I'm Certain's Mad Incompetence
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
Just Watch Me, Moving Far Away..
Nobody Even Knows My Name And
No One Suspects That I'm Not Fine, And
Nobody Outs Behavioral Frankenstein
Just Look At Victor In La..
And Syd With The Y At U Of A..
And All The Majors At The Labels
Rebooting Soon As I Am Able
Chorus :
Every Other Day I'm Wondering
What's A Human Being Gotta Be Like
What's A Way To Just Be Competent
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
Every Other Day I'm Wondering
Was It A Mistake To Try And Define
What I'm Certain's Mad Incompetence
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
Dadada Dada Da Dadada..
Dadada Dada Da Dadadada..
Dadada Dada Da Dadada..
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
Dadada Dada Da Dadada..
Dadada Dada Da Dadadada..
Dadada Dada Da Dadada..
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
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Unfortunately I Am..
My Own Dog, My Own Fur Companion
My Own Old Lady On A Forum
Who Types In Glittery Decorum
Unfortunately I Take..
Myself Out Walking Every Day And
I Hand My Legs To The Feet And
I Give My Head To The Leash
Chorus :
Every Other Day I'm Wondering
What's A Human Being Gotta Be Like
What's A Way To Just Be Competent
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
Every Other Day I'm Wondering
Was It A Mistake To Try And Define
What I'm Certain's Mad Incompetence
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
I Can't Smell Well, Or Tell The Time..
Not K Through Eight, Nor K Dash Nine
For Human, Grossly Underqualified
For Canine, Grossly Overqualified
I Don't Blend In At Pet-Smart..
And That Truth Remains For The Walmart
'Cause In Either Case They Say To Me..
What The Fuck Is Lost In Aisle 3
Chorus :
Every Other Day I'm Wondering
What's A Human Being Gotta Be Like
What's A Way To Just Be Competent
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
Every Other Day I'm Wondering
Was It A Mistake To Try And Define
What I'm Certain's Mad Incompetence
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
Just Watch Me, Moving Far Away..
Nobody Even Knows My Name And
No One Suspects That I'm Not Fine, And
Nobody Outs Behavioral Frankenstein
Just Look At Victor In La..
And Syd With The Y At U Of A..
And All The Majors At The Labels
Rebooting Soon As I Am Able
Chorus :
Every Other Day I'm Wondering
What's A Human Being Gotta Be Like
What's A Way To Just Be Competent
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
Every Other Day I'm Wondering
Was It A Mistake To Try And Define
What I'm Certain's Mad Incompetence
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
Dadada Dada Da Dadada..
Dadada Dada Da Dadadada..
Dadada Dada Da Dadada..
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
Dadada Dada Da Dadada..
Dadada Dada Da Dadadada..
Dadada Dada Da Dadada..
These Sweet Instincts Ruin My Life
