Verse 1
Blew Out All My Candles But I Was Focused On
Looking Really Good So I Forgot To Make A Wish
Should’ve Asked For World Peace But If I Remembered
I Just Probably Would’ve Asked For Clearer Skin
It Might Be My Birthday But If You Ask Me I’d Say
Getting Really Old Feels Like A Punishment
So Many Heartwarming Texts, I Won’t Even Answer Them
I Only Pay Attention To Who Forgets
Chorus
Happy Birthday To
Happy Birthday To
Verse 2
Long That I’ve Been Waiting For External Validation
I Won’t Feel Like A Flower
Not Unless I’m Picked
Hoarding The Attention At The Pity Me Convention,
It Never Left Me Starving For Compliments
Chorus
Happy Birthday To
Happy Birthday To
Happy Birthday To
Happy Birthday To
Instrumental
[Chorus] Softly, Slightly Muted
All My Life I’ve Fallen Down A Certain Kind Of Sadness
Well, It Hits Me, Tricks Me Like A Hypnotist
Every Year It Comes Around; Line Em Up And Blow Them Out
I Only Ever End Up With A Fat Lip
Outro
From Wishing (Happy Birthday To You)
From Casting Lines Fishing
From Black Cat Premonitions
Overpaying On My Rent
Acting Like A Selfish Bitch
Hoping That Our Band Gets Big
Betting On The Mets To Win
From Losing My Insurance
From Karaoke Courage
From Watching The Whole World Get Sick
Praying My Grandparents Live
From Hoping That The Planet Spins
By The Time I Have My Own Kids
Wondering What The Future Is
Celebrating 26
Happy Birthday To
Happy Birthday To
N.c.
Happy Birthday To You
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