Intro
Chorus
Oh, Ring, Ring
Pick Up The Phone
Ring, Ring
Is Anybody Home?
Well I've Only Got One Call
Before They Take Me Down The Hall
Oh, This Is Just A Big Ol' Mess
They're Trying To Get Me To Confess
But Right Now I Plead The Fifth
I'm Not Even Sure What I Did
But I've Been On My Best Behavior
Honestly, I Don't Remember
Verse 1
But There Was Something 'Bout A Pool Stick
Something 'Bout A Fat Lip
Something 'Bout Lipstick On My Boyfriend's Collar
A Few Choice Words I Apparently Hollered
In A Public Place
Somebody Got A Drink In The Face
They Said I Had To Be Escorted Out
Well I Don't Even Know What They're Talking About
'Cause I've Been On My Best Behavior
Honestly, I Don't Remember
Chorus
Ring, Ring
Pick Up The Phone
Ring, Ring
Is Anybody Home?
Well I Ain't Staying Here Tonight
Well, I Mean, What About My Rights?
Have You Seen This Ugly Orange Suit?
It Don't Even Match My Boots
Just Who They Think They Are
Oh, I Didn't Even Hit Her That Hard
Well, I've Been On My Best Behavior
And Honestly, I Don't Remember
Verse 2
But There Was Something 'Bout A Bar Stool
Something 'Bout A Broke Tooth
Well, I Swear I Don't Even Know No Linda
Or How Her Chair Got Thrown Through The Window
Just Look At Me
I Couldn't Hurt A Flea
You Know, I'm Only Five Foot Two
Even In My High Heel Boots
Plus, I've Been On My Best Behavior
Honestly, I Don't Remember
Instrumental Break
Bridge
Oh, Y'all, I've Been On My Best Behavior
Honestly, I Don't Remember
Outro
Ring, Ring (Ring, Ring)
I Said Ring, Ring (Ring, Ring)
Ring, Ring
Is Anybody Home?
N.c.
Anybody?
N.c.
Y'all Gon' Come Pick Me Up, Right?
N.c.
Come On
Please?
