Intro
Verse 1
The Peacock Lounge On Monday Night Is Where We Like To Jam,
With Guitars And A Pint Of Mild, We Couldn't Give A Damn.
We Were Chatting 'Bout The Strangest Videos We've Ever Seen,
And Folk Got Talking Bout A Rubber-Fingered Bird Machine!
Chorus
Well, I'm An Automated Chicken Plucker, Chicken Plucker's Son!
And I'm Only Plucking Chickens Till The Chicken Plucker Comes.
It's A Tumbling Tub Of Rubber Fingers Gettin' Business Done,
Oh, I'm An Automated Chicken Plucker, Chicken Plucker's Son!
Verse 2
The Bloke Who Built The Bugger Thinks He's Clever As A Banker,
But Everyone In Byram Knows He's Just A Massive...
Anchor! Weighin' Down The Table When He Plugs The Motor In,
You Chuck The Poor Old Birdie Down And Let The Barrel Spin.
Chorus
Well, I'm An Automated Chicken Plucker, Chicken Plucker's Son!
And I'm Only Plucking Chickens Till The Chicken Plucker Comes.
It's A Tumbling Tub Of Rubber Fingers Gettin' Plucking Business Done,
Oh, I'm An Automated Chicken Plucker, Chicken Plucker's Son!
Instrumental
Verse 3
When Singing In The Peacock Lounge, You've Got To Keep It Clean,
And Mind Your P's And Q's About This Chicken-Plucking Scene.
'Cause If You Slip Upon Your Words And Make A Grand Mistake,
The Committee's Gonna Bar You For The Pluckin' Mess You Make!
Chorus
Well, I'm An Automated Chicken Plucker, Chicken Plucker's Son!
And I'm Only Plucking Chickens Till The Chicken Plucker Comes.
It's A Tumbling Tub Of Rubber Fingers Gettin' Plucking Business Done,
Oh, I'm An Automated Chicken Plucker, Chicken Plucker's Son!
Key Change Transition
Verse 4
Now I Don't Know The Barmpot Who Invented Such A Beast,
But It Gets The Birdies Naked For Your Sunday Dinner Feast.
It Saves A Lot Of Manual Graft, I'll Tell Thee That For Free,
But I Wouldn't Put Me Hand In There For All The Tea In Leeds!
Outro Chorus
Well, I'm An Automated Chicken Plucker, Chicken Plucker's Son!
But I'm Giving Up On Chickens 'Cause The Plucking Isn't Fun.
I've Offended The Committee With My Plucking Country Song,
So I'll Pack My Rubber Thumbs Up And I'll Pluckin' Move Along!
So I'll Pack My Rubber Thumbs Up And I'll Pluckin' Move Along!
