Note: This Is The Original Version Written By Fred Garth Circa 1985
Intro
Verse 1
Well I’m Sittin’ Here, Got My Ol’ Leg In A Cast.
I’m Walking On Crutches, I Can’t Move Very Fast.
I Got A Stiff Leg, I Got Blue Toes,
Broken Legged Blues
Verse 2
Wouldn’t You Know It, It’d Be Just My Luck,
My Baby’s Leavin’ Me And I Can’t Catch Up.
I Gotta Slow Down, Please Wait For Me,
Broken Legged Blues.
Verse 3
Well I Got A Big Ol’ Tear In My Eye,
‘Cause My Baby Done Left Me For Some Other Guy,
‘Cause I Can’t Disco Dance, With My
Broken Legged Blues
Verse 4
You Know Last Night When I Went To Bed,
I Dreamed They Put A Cast Up Around My Head.
I Gotta Bone Head, I Gotta Nightmare,
Broken Legged Blues.
Verse 5
But The Worst Was This Morning When I Tried To Take A Shower,
It Took Me About Three Hours.
I Gotta Garbage Bag, I Gotta Rubber Band,
Broken Legged Blues.
Verse 6
So If You Ever, Break A Bone.
Just Call Me Up On Your Cellular Telephone,
And I’ll Come Over And I’ll Sooth....
Your Broken Legged Blues.
