Verse
Two Cavities, Filled 'Em Up For A Couple Of Gs
Dental Insurance Doesn't Cover These
And As I Leave, Dental Hygienist Comes Right Up To Me
Gives Me A Free Little Tube With A Cap Just In Case My Lips Chap
A Nice Gift And Suggestion
But Its Minuscule Size Left Me With A Few Questions
Like, Why Did They Make This? How Long Does It Last For?
And Why Are We Starting A War With Iran?
The Flavor Is Mango, But I Don't Really Taste It
And If I Don't Waste It, It May Just Last A Week
And Last Week Was Redacted, And Bovino Was Last Year
Oh Shit, That Was This Yеar? It Tastes More Like Pеach!
You Know I Find It Hard To Focus When The Smoke Is Never-Ending
And They Say That Bread And Circuses Are All That You Need
But Now I Need A Bit More Bread To Pay For Fillings And My Clowning Makes A Killing
Am I The Circus? (So Small, So Silly!)
Though My Right Side Is Smiling, The Left Side Is Numb
So I Can't Even Tell When I Put On The Balm
And I Mean Balm Like A Salve, Not A Salvo Of Bombs
Dropping Onto A Grade School That's In Iran
Chorus
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Tiny Little Lip Balm, Balm, Ba-Balm
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Tiny Little Lip Balm, Balm Ba-Balm Balm (Tiny Little Lip Balm)
Tiny Little Lip Balm, Balm Ba-Balm (Tiny Little, Tiny Little, Tiny Little, Tiny Little)
